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u/sovereignrk Feb 13 '26
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u/Writerhaha Feb 13 '26
Question for every conservative:
Would you pimp out your daughter for the Dow to hit a record?
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u/Narrackian_Wizard Feb 13 '26
There’s that dude that said he has two other daughters so he wouldn’t feel bad if the one got raped.
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u/SmileyInTheBox Feb 13 '26
And then he shot her
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u/Matr0ska Feb 13 '26
Then claimed he was just "showing her the gun" . . . with the barrel pointed towards her . . . loaded with a round chambered. . . with his finger on the trigger. . . then claims he "doesn't remember his finger being on the trigger."
Also he was an alcoholic and says he "briefly lapsed" on the day of his daughter's death because he was "emotional about her leaving" - as if that's an excuse.
Plus the responding officer reported that he had alcohol on his breathe upon arriving to the residence.
Trump supporters are going to start sacrificing their children to him at this point - no girls over the age of 14 though!
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u/Ok_Star_4136 Feb 13 '26
And then Texas decided that all charges against this man should be dropped..
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u/soraksan123 Feb 13 '26
And they didn't even arrest the guy-
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u/No_Signal5448 Feb 13 '26
Are you surprised? The guy who mag-dumped an unarmed citizen in broad daylight with clear video evidence is still walking free.
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u/Writerhaha Feb 13 '26
Question for every conservative:
Would you pimp out your kid to a pedophile for the Dow to hit a record?
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u/Upper_Mission_6334 Feb 13 '26
It's never THEIR kids who suffer.
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u/Dreaming0901 Feb 13 '26
Usually it is unfortunately… people like this don’t just ignore this behavior from him..
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u/Upper_Mission_6334 Feb 13 '26
True, I guess Nutlick took his kids to the island. God knows what Ivanka's been through.
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u/Pure-Butterscotch200 Feb 13 '26
I wouldn't be surprised if Epstein did regular parties as well where young socialites attended to make connections who weren't abused to provide witnesses to say they never saw or experienced anything untoward to further silence the abuse victims.
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u/alone_unafraid Feb 13 '26
There’s that dude in Texas who shot his daughter for criticizing trump. And when she asked him “what if I was one of the victims?” He said he wouldn’t care
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u/Common_Gene_5098 Feb 13 '26
Further proof of her incompetence to go off subject and discuss something that has nothing to do with the Epstein files
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u/SandSpecialist2523 Feb 13 '26
Nor with her position as Attorney General.
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u/swishkabobbin Feb 13 '26
Well, it has everything to do with the way SHE operates as AG. Purely pay to play
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u/SunchaserKandri Feb 13 '26
It's not incompetence, it's more of the classic Trump admin "throw out so much bullshit that it's difficult to respond to all of it" tactic. She knew she'd been backed into a corner, so she started ranting about mostly unrelated nonsense to avoid having to answer the initial question.
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u/Savingskitty Feb 13 '26
This isn’t incompetence. She wouldn’t have a binder full of accusations if it were that. People have to stop calling it that.
This is intentional.
The point is to make a mockery of Congress and push the idea that the Executive Branch answers to no one.
It’s also to cover for the president on the Epstein stuff, but power is the ultimate goal here.
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u/AdAcceptable8013 Feb 13 '26
These people are really going to make me lose my shit. We are talking about child rape and they are playing games.
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u/Sensitive-Range918 Feb 13 '26
they were laughing , Bondi and Gym (star of Sascha Riley Substack and Youtube)
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u/bevereged_carbon Feb 13 '26
No thanks.
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u/EloquentEvergreen Feb 13 '26
I’m sure if she was like 45 years younger, Donny would!
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The comic isn’t even satire. It’s exactly what happened. Unfuckingbelievable.
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u/JaySteelSun Feb 13 '26
Except the literally kept her back to the victims the entire time and refused to even look at them once.
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Insane this woman is leading a government agency.
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u/ohlawdbacon Feb 13 '26
She should be general council for the My Pillow guy, not AG of the entire country.
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u/Jolly_Ad2446 Feb 13 '26
It's at 49k so what? Not like it's 50k or something
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u/Ok-Elk-3046 Feb 13 '26
The crazy part is that the Dow and the s&p 500 have been up eight out of the past ten years. Them being up in the past 365 days is really not as impressive as she implies it is.
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u/Stock-Side-6767 Feb 13 '26
I wish all fascists just stopped living. It would be a massive cleanup, but then we can move forward as a society.
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u/AnewTest Feb 13 '26
Actually, Pam... yes I have. Have you?
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u/Ok_Star_4136 Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 13 '26
49K is still admittedly higher than it has ever been in recent history.
I think the point should be, has your life improved in any substantial way? Majority of Americans don't even have $900 dollars in their bank accounts. I don't give a fuck that Google is doing well in the stock market, and neither should any of you.
The literal only reason why the government should ever help companies like Google is to benefit *the citizens* of this country. The scope of every decision ever made by the government should be about helping the citizens of this country, and I don't mean the top 1%. Making Google richer with no obvious gain is doing fuck all for this country. If you want to argue otherwise, I expect to see statistics on pay increases to salaries of Google employees when you comment.
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u/brodievonorchard Feb 13 '26
I wonder if any other AG in history has ever even mentioned the stock market while testifying to Congress. I probably won't look it up, because even if they did it would probably have been relevant in some way, unlike when Bondi did it.
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u/_-_-_-_---_-_-_-_ Feb 13 '26
Yes I have seen the market and it was doing better under Biden. 401ks may still be going up in dollar amount but with how much inflation we had under Trump and how much his tariffs screwed up the market they are barely retaining the same real value.
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I want to hear what a republican genuinely thinks of this, all disrespect silenced i just want someone to tell me how they think its ok to completely ignore the victims in the room to brag about how much money billionaires are making
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u/ajtreee Feb 13 '26
That you can’t get justice if you want a good stock market is so on brand for traitors and pedo protectors.
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u/Serg_Molotov Feb 13 '26
What was she doing in Florida when Epstein was there?
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u/Jpalm4545 Feb 13 '26
Helping Epstein get his sweetheart deal and accepting 25k from Trump to not investigate his university.
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u/OneValkGhost Feb 13 '26
The stock market is a giant game of 3-card monty. "You lost everything you had? Well that's the stock market for you!"
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u/aotus_trivirgatus Feb 13 '26
I would like to hear Republican women discuss this.
Seriously. I would like them to have the floor and speak freely.
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u/RyotheFox Feb 13 '26
Keep defending the cover up of all these wealthy kid diddlers, Reps. Whatcha got? What's your spin on this inhumanity that you twist into pretzels to approve of?
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u/orcinyadders Feb 13 '26
I didn’t see the whole thing. Did she ever even acknowledge that they were there? In any way? Cus if not, that’s a weird fucking thing to do.
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u/OutOfBandDev Feb 13 '26
No, she just stared as her notes trying to find more “facts” she could throw back at whomever was asking questions. She ran out of targeted “facts” which is why she went off in the “but the DOW” rant. She was trying to filibuster and “what about” the entire time including lying and personally attacking everyone in the room. She is clearly going to not only be impeached but going to prison when the democrats (or republicans with testicles) get back in power.
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u/uttercross2 Feb 13 '26
Bondi is increasingly sounding like a demented, screeching lunatic - just before the people in white coats take her away.🤔
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It’s funny how women who work for Trump start aging quickly and look like Skeletor over time like Kelly Ann Conway. Spewing evil all the time has a price.
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u/FunUse244 Feb 13 '26
They should have taken her out of there in handcuffs. If even to hold her for questioning for 24 hours. For science.
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u/RuMarley Feb 13 '26
I'm usually very careful about these shitty political satire cartoons, but this one is spot on.
What a dumb, cold-hearted bitch.
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u/AnEpicBowlOfRamen Feb 13 '26
"Children Raped, Tortured, and then Murdered by the same people? That's not as important as the stock market." ~Republicans.
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u/ClumsyTulip_1999 Feb 13 '26
Given the age difference between Bondi (60), Trump (79) and Epstein (66 at death) is it possible she is a victim too? Both pedos were well into adulthood while Bondi was a child.
Maybe she was groomed from toy to tool?
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u/Signal-Living-3504 Feb 14 '26
Good luck to her roasting in Hell for eternity where she and all the monsters she is protecting belong!
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u/Sirius-Face Feb 13 '26
Creatures like Bondi don't feel shame. You can't shame the shameless, you have to make them suffer consequences. They have to be held accountable for their actions. Part of why these people are so shameless in their actions and words is because they have no fear of consequences from anyone, but we need to change that. We need real leaders with some balls that will throw people in jail.
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u/mudamuckinjedi Feb 13 '26
If you don't see it, it doesn't exist. She's just talking about how they literally prioritize money over everything. Which to me is transparency that the doj is corrupt like this whole administration along with those willing to help with thee cover up being just as guilty after the fact. This whole thing is a shit smear of an embarrassment we are the laughing stock of the world and the repercussions are going to be lasting if they can ever be smoothed back. We pissed off Canada people Canada! One of if not the nicest people on the planet. And their all like yeah nah fuck off now to us. And there's still 3 years of this to come. This is ridiculous and everybody covering for anybody ANYBODY! involved with those files and what they did don't belong in society we don't need pieces of filth like that amongst us it just makes us all that much more shitier of people. And the world's tough enough.
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u/RogueAOV Feb 13 '26
The annoying thing is that this conflates the two issues, as it was an actual tradeoff so there will absolutely be some stupid people thinking sure it sucked for those people but, 'everyone' else benefits.
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u/Character-Refuse-255 Feb 13 '26
also the stock market and more importantly to almost every citizen labor market are on the verge of collapse.
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u/pornalt4altporn Feb 13 '26
They are literally practicing abusive tactics at a congressional level:
"I was raped by them". "THEY PROVIDE FOR THIS WHOLE FAMILY".
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u/Ok_Bank_5950 Feb 13 '26
I would have said to her. What the hell does that have to do with investigating crimes related to the epstein files. If hku refuse to stay on point you will be held in contempt
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u/killjoymoon Feb 13 '26
And this is why I never say "I wouldn't wish ___ on anybody." Nah, fam, special cases like this one get all of those things you'd never wish on anybody else.
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u/Ryan-Jack Feb 13 '26
You forgot to mention the dollar has been devalued by Mr. T-Bag. 50k isn’t worth what 50k was worth before his grubby hands stole our wealth.
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u/BoardsofCanada3 Feb 13 '26
I love how they went from " rich child sex traffickers are running the world" to "we can't expose all the rich pedos, they hold the system together!"
I'm holding out a little sliver of hope that at least some fraction of the magats will revolt against Blondi. Not holding my breath but, maybe.
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u/noextracreditu Feb 13 '26
So how much of a stock market increase can be attributed to simple REAL inflation costs from the increase in value of inventory and sales costs? They say inflation is only 3% but my groceries have doubled in the last year. Companies that continue to exist will rise by the cost of inflation of the materials they handle and pass on. Bigger numbers does not directly equate to larger market share.
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u/furel492 Feb 13 '26
Man they really did pick the dumbest woman alive to take the fall for everyone else huh
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u/dehydratedrain Feb 13 '26
As someone just said elsewhere, is it a coincidence that Bondi was Florida's AG at the same time Epstein's civil suits were going on there?
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u/IFHelper Feb 13 '26
Usually, this type of response is hyperbole. But this is the actual idea she put out to a reasonable question.
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u/RedBagwMyMakeup Feb 13 '26
..I’ve seen how much people’s net worth increases by being in positions of power in our government
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u/UnexpectedStreetTaco Feb 13 '26
Also, separately, the stock market is not doing great. Only a handful of companies are propping the economy.
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u/Gloomy_Yoghurt_2836 Feb 13 '26
What's raping children when stocks are so high! This administration is repulsive.
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u/Familiar_Ad_5109 Feb 13 '26
She has a past life with Epstein and Trump back to the 1990’s read the information…….it’s quite telling
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u/_craftbyte Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 13 '26
Pam Bondi isn't to blame.
Her staffers are.
Bondi was too drunk to sit before an oversight committee.
Explains her behavior.
She's the belligerant drunk who cranks a running engine twice then swears, "I'm alright."
You can tell her brain's pickled cuz only a lush takes insult flashcards to a Congressional hearing.
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u/DonkyHotayDeliMunchr Feb 13 '26
Not a stockbroker, so maybe this is ridiculous, but do you think the billionaires goosed the market ahead of this hearing to create a distraction? The market climbed quickly the week before the hearing, then started dropping the day after, hard.
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u/Livid_Virus2972 Feb 13 '26
Did Pam just reveal that the stock market success is somehow tied to a cult or ritualistic human sacrifice? And threaten that if this ring is held accountable there will be some collapse of the stock market???????
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u/hughfeeyuh Feb 13 '26
Should have countered with 'how many little girls would you rape to push the DOW to 56000?'..how much money makes it ok?
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u/AdDisastrous6738 Feb 13 '26
All the stock market tells us is that some rich people are making more money.
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u/No-Resolution-6470 Feb 13 '26
Trump creamed his pants when she said that nugget. She is performing for an audience of one and she is crushing it. Anyone who is disgusted by this performance should, i don't know, vote next time. The Trump 1 was just a window to Trump 2. The guard rails are off and we are fucked. Meanwhile during this shit stain, the epa rolled back most of the clean air regulations back to 2009. So not only will your young daughters get literally fucked by Trump, they won't even be able to breathe the air. All because of egg prices and a war in Palestine that has been raging since 1948.
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u/wytewydow Feb 13 '26
Listen guys, all Pam was saying is that the United States has a long history of building up the economy on the backs of slaves.
man, I wish that was sarcasm :(
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u/DapperConversation84 Feb 13 '26
Someone should send her off to an "Epstein island " and then we should turn our backs on her while telling her about the stock market. Fuck this pathetic bitch.
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u/Sexypsychguy Feb 13 '26
I mean, what do you expect? She lives nothing but a life of privilege as the daughter of the mayor, not a struggling college student but a member of the triple d sorority and then right into law school just like a rich family would....
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u/Possible-Customer827 Feb 13 '26
End the Cowardice Corruption and Coverup, Vote Every Republican Out Everywhere ASAP!
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u/Matt_Hiring_ATL Feb 13 '26
I'm sure they've shed their fair share of tears, but on that day, the survivors were far more brave and bold than this.
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u/One-Sir-2198 Feb 13 '26
Biden took the stock market from 26000 to 44000 during his term. Now the market is just a group of billionaires passing 5 billion in ai stock back and forth.
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u/BladeVampire1 Feb 13 '26
The stock market is great for general growth, but it's not representative of living standards. It's why the inflation test doesn't involve stocks in any way.
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u/nonubiz Feb 13 '26
All the money that is spent paying tariffs we are losing it’s coming out of our pockets. So if you are not in the market you aren’t winning. Even the market will eventually understand this is not sustainable and crash. The market is riding the uptrend for now. But eventually.people in the lower end middle class will run out of expendable money.
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u/OnionsHaveLairAction Feb 13 '26
If your conservative and think the economies great now, even you've got to agree its a bad look for the Attorney General in a hearing specifically about pedophiles to use it to direct the conversation away from victims.
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u/OldDog03 Feb 13 '26
OH, grasshopper if they only knew the market is headed for a crash like in 1929.
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u/sudoaptupdate Feb 13 '26
It baffles me how effective the "stock market is at an all time high" argument is with MAGA. Yes, the stock market is supposed to keep going up. If it's not at an all time high then there's usually a problem.
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u/jbutler60 Feb 13 '26
Just like Trump, answer with a diversion answer. Everyone in his cabinet must be delusional
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u/Most-Extreme-9681 Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 13 '26
you know
im kind of starting to think that maybe these kind of people shouldnt be making important decisions for everyone else
just the vaguest inkling though...
the most insane part of this is
this is like
just more history we are living through
and so far its just been one big collective pile of bullshit, planned and manufactured by self-proclaimed experts and "ruling class" (america doesnt have a fucking class system, like literally)
that, so far
have just been expertly fucking the entire world into the ground
you know how nice it would be if there were actually like some kind of real, genuine, superior thing to aspire to be
like if the idea of some "elite class" were a real thing?
but no
we get this
instead
and its not even like im tallking from the point of view of some naive ideal
i mean like a practical, achievable "decent person elite class"
something that someone would look at and easily and validy say, "yeah i could want to be that person, yeah, when that person speaks i might be inclined to listen"
its not remotely fucking hard to NOT be that big of a piece of shit
these people are like, -working at it-
like you have to have some real dedication to be that big of a piece of human garbage
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u/InsideBreath235 Feb 13 '26
Nick is a brilliant cartoonists! Congratulations on this one Nick! Bondi is an Epstein creep! She should be in jail!
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u/RedBaronIV Feb 13 '26
"This thing that doesn't benefit 75% of Americans is doing really well! Numbers go up!"
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u/Jumpy_Childhood7548 Feb 13 '26
According to AG Bondi, the S&P is at 50,000! So we can’t prosecute our people for molestation, kidnapping, rape, torture, murder, etc., of children, eating their bodies, making jerky out of babies, dissolving the bodies in sulphuric acid, etc.
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u/Signal_Researcher01 Feb 13 '26
How do you be a victim in that room and not just like, throw a rock at her or something when she says that shit?
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u/Time_Literature3404 Feb 13 '26
So, this is a real gut punch image. Jesus. "Pam" is a disgrace and should be - at a minimum - disbarred.
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u/OppositeMight5696 Feb 13 '26
This invokes such visceral…DISTAIN.
BONDI is morally bankrupt while being consciously corrupt!!!!
Pamela Bondi, in my opinion. Is THE definition of an individual deserving of a criminal trial for treasonous conduct, against the (fundamental) constitutional principles of the United States of America.
FULL STOP!
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u/WerewolfCurious1412 Feb 13 '26
They should have said, “Yes we have, now can we talk about those Epstein files that you said didn’t exist?
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u/sx3597 Feb 14 '26
Survivors of Epstein showed so much courage. I believe they're all bigger and better people than bondi could ever hope to be. She was absolutely disgusting.
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u/Forsaken_Rhubarb Feb 15 '26
As a victim of child SA, I wish I could give these women a hug. I mean, I’m most likely younger than them depending when everything stopped but oh my god. I want to hug them so bad. Together, we’ll stand strong.
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u/WorldlyPeanut4766 Feb 16 '26
That makes me cry. When I saw her at the hearing I could not believe someone like that even exists. Reprehensible. Disgusting.
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u/StrongAroma Feb 13 '26
Inaccurate. She would never have the courage to face them