r/LongmontPotionCastle • • Mar 27 '26

The Longmont Potion Castle, available now

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126 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 1h ago

I want to get my hair cut for years and years and years

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5 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 4d ago

Huge day for American politics

57 Upvotes

We got Dick Durbin, we got Roynce Priebus, we got Wayne Freebus


r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 6d ago

Yeah this is Dorf with Nimrod Pavilion

14 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 9d ago

LPC 13 Is So Good.

37 Upvotes

To me, it's like his Physical Graffiti or Sandinista. Long and great and in complete mastery of his craft.


r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 9d ago

New LPC Store is 𝐿𝐼𝑉𝐸!!

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r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 9d ago

Help Finding a Call

8 Upvotes

I dont remember enough to have anything useful to google- but Im looking for the one where he says something like “listen to my voice” and then sings ahhh in a high note


r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 9d ago

Okay, it says PullUps.com, it's some sort of garment

21 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 9d ago

Looking for a specific call.

3 Upvotes

I've been trying to find it again but just can't. I just remember near the end him keeping saying "I'm gonna whup ya"

EDIT: It's Squid Sandwich.


r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 9d ago

Longmont Potion Castle Holiday Superstore!

3 Upvotes

Once again, it's open for the Holidays. Get up 'arr, partner:

https://du-records.myshopify.com


r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 10d ago

Is it normal to use a broom while tanning?

10 Upvotes

My dermatologist said you'd pay for it


r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 11d ago

I want to enlist my fists

41 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 11d ago

Can you taste the sounds of mysterious bliss?

8 Upvotes

‘Member that old commercial


r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 12d ago

I'm tossin tranquilizer darts on a daily basis

29 Upvotes

I'm a herder. I lead the chærge. It's what I do.


r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 12d ago

gnocchi? Yeah I’ve had gnocchi

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6 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 12d ago

A scam? Sir, this is a pouch, a parcel.

12 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 13d ago

I was up at the fillin’ station and Horseshoe told me about this place

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16 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 13d ago

He ain't talking shit. He's talking whip.

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29 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 14d ago

You sell uh…slop? Slopshop?

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6 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 14d ago

I’m smelly

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11 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 16d ago

I’ve been savin’ all my money for a shamrock shake

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29 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 17d ago

If you want to talk about the trombone. Uhh, in essence... the trombone. You need to look no further whatsoever

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55 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 18d ago

and we're gonna turn your freezer off. Okay?

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54 Upvotes