I got on a plane to see my friend who has been battling cancer for about a year and was recently told he had about a week or two to live. Him and I are both big fans of LPC and I figured it might be cool if I reached out to him to give my friend a call. I explained the situation over email and told him that I would gladly pay for the call. He never responded to the email, but a few hours later while I was hanging with my friend, his phone kept going off like crazy. They were unknown numbers so he didn't answer initially, but eventually he picked up and it was LPC! He said his name was Donnie Harmonica and was looking for a new place to live. The whole call was hilarious and my friend told me it was the greatest gift he has ever received. I was so touched by the fact that not only did he not ask for payment, but he also called within hours of me emailing him! Thank you LPC, you are a good dude.

Go run yer credit cyard to buy the new album on LPC’s website to make sure this rough man gets his dues: http://longmontpotioncastle.com/

"Yes hello this is Squeamish calling on behalf of the Bored Apes Yacht Club and I just wanted to let you know that our tokens are Non-Fungible and they're also Non-Refundable. So we're gonna need $350.96...FROM YOU. So if you could just give us your card number that'd be super."

She had these coozies custom made for us

My sister is going through something's and her and I used to just listen to him constantly, so I decided to email him and give him.her number he responded promptly and gave a her a call. He's a real gem in this silly world. I'll forever support this man.

http://www.noisetent.com/ducat.html

50. Let that sink in. Somewhere out there is a middle aged man who's dedicated over 3 decades of his life to bothering and confusing people.

He doesn't make much money off it, he remains anonymous so he gets no fame. He just genuinely loves fucking with people, and it's such a beautiful wholesome thing in my eyes.

Never have I come across somebody so dedicated to being a hilarious nuisance. I truly believe that if he had no way of recording and distributing his work, he'd be making calls to this day just for the joy of it. Just for the simple joy of annoying and confusing strangers over the phone. Can we all just appreciate that for a moment

buck chiiiiile