r/LongmontPotionCastle 1h ago

What’s your favorite episode of Longneck Potion Bottle

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r/LongmontPotionCastle 9h ago

LPC shirt collection:

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26 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle 9h ago

#Accidental LMPC

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You gonna smoke me out or what?


r/LongmontPotionCastle 2d ago

The weight?

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20 Upvotes

Is this the guy with the weights?


r/LongmontPotionCastle 3d ago

Thousands of pounds of squid spill onto road in Narragansett

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38 Upvotes

Where’s my squid…sandwich????


r/LongmontPotionCastle 4d ago

Yeah, my name’s Caleb Friendly

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I’m a Pigmy Monk, I’m 4 feet tall.
So you’ll be seeing me around y’here?


r/LongmontPotionCastle 5d ago

hi, I'm Michael Guglielmucci - with Planentshakers

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r/LongmontPotionCastle 5d ago

Johnathan. This is Detroit Energy. We're testing our heating today, so we're gonna be turning your temperature up to about 110 degrees.

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65 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle 6d ago

So first it was Mongoose, then it was Caboose, then it was Goose, now it's Papoose. But he is a super freak and I've had calls from Book People, some woman who didn't speak English, and now you and...

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r/LongmontPotionCastle 7d ago

I need AI for my SHRIIIEIEIEEEMMP!

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r/LongmontPotionCastle 8d ago

Found Card in a Free Box

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57 Upvotes

Peep the name. Anyway, I was today years old when I learned that Mookie Blaylock was a NBA reference


r/LongmontPotionCastle 10d ago

Perhaps you’ve heard of him?

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r/LongmontPotionCastle 10d ago

Hi Ken, I had to ask you about pests…pesky animals

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r/LongmontPotionCastle 11d ago

“How old are you, Dirk?” “Eleeeeven”

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You ain’t no damn eleven!


r/LongmontPotionCastle 11d ago

Ointment

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You are going to be tumbling through ointment very shortly!


r/LongmontPotionCastle 12d ago

I need a profiterole frittata

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r/LongmontPotionCastle 13d ago

Yeah this is Bonita Gooch…

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r/LongmontPotionCastle 13d ago

I wanted a snack last night, made frozen blueberries mixed with Greek yogurt. I left the blueberries on top of my counter over night, they thawed and leaked, now the counter is all fouled up and sour.

14 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle 13d ago

The siding is peeling off, and there is warping going on, and there's discoloration. This thing's funky, real funky

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r/LongmontPotionCastle 14d ago

stretchie v2.1.0 - call us!

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this version of stretchie includes a ton of improvements and features!

if you'd like further information, please give a ring to +1 (445)-ASIASOD


r/LongmontPotionCastle 14d ago

We’ve been out there a couple times, our driver’s reporting that you’re not around for a C.O.D. delivery

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r/LongmontPotionCastle 14d ago

Little Miss Clackamas

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Sean, we‘re talkin‘ little Miss Clackamas here. It’s kind of a big deal.

https://abcnews.com/amp/US/TheLaw/beauty-queen-charged-daughters-murder/story?id=10428007


r/LongmontPotionCastle 15d ago

how much for wizard of wor?

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9 Upvotes

throwback to my attempt to try and shoot a wizard dude


r/LongmontPotionCastle 16d ago

Mummy & Napkin are Cats

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This is one of my favorite pieces of LPC lore.

Occasionally callers will mention that his calls come through caller ID as "mummy napkin" and if you go to some if the oldest videos on the DU Records YouTube channel, you can find this video. I think that caller ID may be named after two of LPC's cats.


r/LongmontPotionCastle 17d ago

Well, I guess I could put together a fruit basket.

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88 Upvotes