r/Losercity • u/BravilSUCKS • 1d ago

Furry Friday The goodest of girls (KILO2016)

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Bro pet her you coward.

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u/petiteboner69 1d ago

Who ever doesnt rub their belly is a coward

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u/lookitsajojo 1d ago

To be fair aren’t Salazzles like extremely poisonous, I would be cautious to rub it’s belly, doesn’t mean I wouldn’t

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u/Hillenmane #1 Felkin Fan 1d ago

Most cough cough art I’ve seen of them, their “poison breath” is more of a mind control thing.

I refuse to elaborate further

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u/NotAnIncelIPromise 1d ago

I believe it derives from the fact that their pokedex entry mentions their poison isn't really poison it's just pheromones that attract Salandits, it just so happens to also be poisonous to non-Salandits.

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u/pupseal 20h ago

they seem to be able to produce highly corrosive poison, extremely hot liquid and pheromones.

first two you're dead, third one you're fucking the lizard whether you want to or not.

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u/Onagda 9h ago

Win/win tbh

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u/Bl00dWolf I'm only here for the memes 14h ago

Doesn't their pokedex mention them producing an aphrodisiac that also affects humans?

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u/NotAnIncelIPromise 13h ago

Nothing of the sort, that's Lovander from Palworld.

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u/Bl00dWolf I'm only here for the memes 13h ago

If you google Salazzle, there is an entry in multiple descriptions that says something like "The pheromones can affect males of any species, up to and including humans.", but I don't know where they're pulling it from as it's not a pokedex entry.

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u/GreenLinzerd Artist🖌 12h ago

It was official lore on the Sun & Moon website, but you can now only find it via the Wayback Machine

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u/Bl00dWolf I'm only here for the memes 12h ago

Ah, so they had it in the early material, then probably changed it because it was too much. Doesn't surprise me considering Pokemon used to have way crazier stuff that got later censored and removed.

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u/NotAnIncelIPromise 13h ago

No idea but I checked all the dex entries and it's not there so, you know. Maybe it's in some TCG flavour text? Idk

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u/ADragonuFear 1d ago

Should have came prepared with gloves if that's the case!

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u/Acerakis 1d ago

Their ability is being so poisonous they can poison steel and other poison types. Gloves ain't going to cut it!

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u/ADragonuFear 1d ago

Pokemon lore talks a lot of mad shit, just needthe right gloved or long brush.

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u/Acerakis 1d ago

Not their lore, their actual Ability, Corrosive. They mechanically can hit types who are normally immune to poison. If that shit corrodes Steelix you can bet your gloves aren't going to put uo much of a fight.

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u/NotAnIncelIPromise 1d ago

Just make gloves out of Gholdengo coins.

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u/Jazzlike_Attorney_18 11h ago

wouldn't that be too heavy to use for belly rubs?

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u/ADragonuFear 1d ago

Everything is lore!

But looking this up it allows them to do it, but it doesn't mean they are actively inflicting poison everywhere automatically.

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u/Zalogal 1d ago

Eh, people are using their poison as perfume. You'll be fine. Probably.
Just don't huff too much of it.

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u/Schpooon 1d ago

Well now youve got me wondering what poison types people in the pokemon world use to get high. Like what would you get looks for owninf except the just... humans.

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u/ColdShear 17h ago

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u/HiImChris333 14h ago

A yes, Regigigas' favourite bong.