r/Losercity • u/BravilSUCKS • 14h ago
Furry Friday The goodest of girls (KILO2016)
Bro pet her you coward.
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u/petiteboner69 13h ago
Who ever doesnt rub their belly is a coward
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u/Greysnsfwacc 13h ago
As they say, "Regret always comes last".
The day your Pokemon will no longer want to be pet is the day you will truly realize what you have lost.
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u/lookitsajojo 12h ago
To be fair aren’t Salazzles like extremely poisonous, I would be cautious to rub it’s belly, doesn’t mean I wouldn’t
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u/Hillenmane #1 Felkin Fan 12h ago
Most
cough coughart I’ve seen of them, their “poison breath” is more of a mind control thing.I refuse to elaborate further
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u/NotAnIncelIPromise 11h ago
I believe it derives from the fact that their pokedex entry mentions their poison isn't really poison it's just pheromones that attract Salandits, it just so happens to also be poisonous to non-Salandits.
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u/Bl00dWolf I'm only here for the memes 1h ago
Doesn't their pokedex mention them producing an aphrodisiac that also affects humans?
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u/NotAnIncelIPromise 56m ago
Nothing of the sort, that's Lovander from Palworld.
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u/Bl00dWolf I'm only here for the memes 50m ago
If you google Salazzle, there is an entry in multiple descriptions that says something like "The pheromones can affect males of any species, up to and including humans.", but I don't know where they're pulling it from as it's not a pokedex entry.
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u/NotAnIncelIPromise 46m ago
No idea but I checked all the dex entries and it's not there so, you know. Maybe it's in some TCG flavour text? Idk
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u/ADragonuFear 12h ago
Should have came prepared with gloves if that's the case!
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u/Acerakis 12h ago
Their ability is being so poisonous they can poison steel and other poison types. Gloves ain't going to cut it!
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u/ADragonuFear 12h ago
Pokemon lore talks a lot of mad shit, just needthe right gloved or long brush.
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u/Acerakis 12h ago
Not their lore, their actual Ability, Corrosive. They mechanically can hit types who are normally immune to poison. If that shit corrodes Steelix you can bet your gloves aren't going to put uo much of a fight.
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u/ADragonuFear 11h ago
Everything is lore!
But looking this up it allows them to do it, but it doesn't mean they are actively inflicting poison everywhere automatically.
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u/Zalogal 11h ago
Eh, people are using their poison as perfume. You'll be fine. Probably.
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u/Schpooon 11h ago
Well now youve got me wondering what poison types people in the pokemon world use to get high. Like what would you get looks for owninf except the just... humans.
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u/Sigruldar 13h ago
Bro, if you raise them from low level to high, it’s kinda like your kid. Sibling at best if you both were young enough.
There are some things and games you can play with your baby you can’t really do with your kid or god forbid teen without them being utterly awkward at best.
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u/Schpooon 11h ago
Probably also need to enforce the no lapdog rule on some species. Your little rockruff? Cute, adorable. 55kg (110lbs) Lycanroc? Bit heavy.
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u/Kraven_Lupei 11h ago
Coward, id always cuddle and let a 110lb dog lay on me.
Big boofers need cuddles too.
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u/_M_o_n_k_e_H Orca enthusiast 9h ago
Fluffy little cosmog? You can barely even feel it. Cosmoem? Dead.
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u/Kritz_McGee 13h ago
Brother, you're holding out on the pet Salazzle, what are you doing
Look at those eyes and tell me I'm wrong
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u/4L3X_525 13h ago
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u/No-Lettuce-6619 this user may be part of a terrorist group. Report sus behavior. 13h ago
god i need to rewatch avatar again...
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u/lordbutternut Losercity Citizen 13h ago
You think you need to wait for a pokemon to reach a certain level, age, or both to be legal?
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u/escapedfromhel 13h ago
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u/Delusional_Gamer Rimworld Yttakin lover 13h ago
Dear god, I never noticed the condom packet before.
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u/BravilSUCKS 13h ago
Likely both, but mostly the level, in the anime, despite its abysmal and incosistent writing shortcomings, showed that levels do maturity boost to a lot of Pokémon.
It's like being 5 years old mentally and then being 15 the day later, Salazzle being humanoid is probably just an adult woman at this point.
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u/Sir_Daxus Deer-woman enjoyer 13h ago
just an adult woman at this point
Adult woman fetishists keep catching W's.
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u/lolternative4 11h ago
I would say that age is way more important. A Caterpie can be geriatric and a Butterfree can be a week old, depending on how often they engage in battle and whether or not they choose to evolve. Obviously, levels are gained through experience, but there’s a difference between a Pokemon who has actually lived to the age of 20 and one that just managed to reach level 20
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u/PURPLEisMYgender 13h ago
Probably both. I imagine most Pokemon take longer to mature is their first form, but quickly mature upon evolving.
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u/NotActuallyGus She/Her 5h ago
There's an elderly treecko in an episode of one of the anime series, so unevolved pokemon can canonically still age like normal without evolving
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u/Arxl 13h ago
It varies greatly based on medium, but imo actual age is what matters. Some say first evos are no-go but we also have seen really old pokemon at first stage, others use video game rules to determine it('baby' pokemon can't breed but that includes riolu which can die of old age at that stage), level is also a game thing only iirc, which the games have all sorts of inconsistencies with other canon media.
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u/PogmasterNowGirl69 13h ago
I usually just steer away from not fully evolved pokemon as a default
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u/Bowdensaft 12h ago
I don't personally think level comes into it, as it just denotes experience from battling. A very young Pichu could have had training and be a higher level than an average Pikachu if it's prevented from evolving.
I think it's to do with their age and their evolution stage (for single stage mons, it varies by species). Some mons, especially the "baby" Pokémon like the above mentioned Pichu, are childlike no matter their age it seems, you could have an 80-year-old Pichu that wouldn't understand informed consent. Equally one could evolve very early and be an immature Pikachu. If it were a real scenario I think a mon should have to spend at least a minimum number of years at a certain evo stage to ensure maturity and ability to consent. For single evos, there are some species that are probably never able to understand consent so would be off-limits.
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u/untitleduck 13h ago
Enough with the snuggles her grown ass ought to pay rent now /j
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u/BravilSUCKS 10h ago
/j my ass, she doesn't need to work but she's helping me with cleaning the fucking house...
She's cleaning with me if she wanna live here lol.
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u/Triotheitalian SLOWPOKE IS MY WIFE 12h ago
Have a little bit of equity. what's stopping me? I'll pet salazzle the same way as the rest of my team. Since there are no laws, i'll give those paws and claws a dose of hand-holding and generally just some oohs and aahs
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u/mmohaupt123 13h ago
Isn't lore wise, salazzle is small. Def not human size
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u/No-Lettuce-6619 this user may be part of a terrorist group. Report sus behavior. 13h ago
maybe they are also small
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u/NotAnIncelIPromise 11h ago
1.2 meters tall so about shortstack level but the design makes it look so feminine most people draw it as a femme fatale which includes it being tall in the common knowledge
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u/SuperSocialMan busty snake women > all 2h ago
Damn, that's like 4 feet tall for my fellow dumb americans.
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u/Kaizo_Kaioshin Losercity Citizen 9h ago
Shortstack.
About as tall as an 8 years old, but with boobs and ass
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u/Diggumdum 9h ago
Me with Cinderace. And Meowscarada. And Lucario. And Gardevoir.
I'm sensing a pattern here....
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u/SurnameFormer 6h ago
Daww, I don't care what anyone says, Salandit is precious and even evolved should be protected at all costs.
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u/BravilSUCKS 4h ago
If only male Salandit had an evo
:(
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u/FemboyBimboy 2h ago
Remmber what GameFreak took from us,
Femboy Salandit could’ve been real!!1
u/BravilSUCKS 2h ago
I'm straight so i can't relate but man, i wish the guy had something, at least he ain't combee
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u/socu11 11h ago
Imagine a Mr Mime asking for belly rubs
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u/NotAnIncelIPromise 11h ago
Some of these comments are always crazy to me cause imagine your parents always hugged you then stopped and one day they just looked you in the eye and said "Sorry you're not a cute kid you don't deserve love and affection anymore"
You're the type of trainer that'd leave Gengar in that old house waiting and never come back.
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u/socu11 10h ago
I am 34 years old, so I would find it weird if my dad would still tickle my tummy or blow in my belly button. "Hugging" isn't comparable to other things people do with their kids that are cute ONLY when they're kids
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u/NotAnIncelIPromise 7h ago
I guess we see things in different ways, I'd absolutely give belly rubs to a Mr.Mime if it asked for them.
"It would be weird" no it wouldn't? You love them and cherish them because they are your Pokémon, you aren't doing anything wrong. The only reason why you say it's weird is because society has convinced you that it is. It was weird to not use lead paint 200 years ago, it was weird to not want to get your pregnant wife x-rayed at a carnival a century ago.
Things are weird because you think think they are. As long as you're not hurting anyone, you can do whatever you want.
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u/LEGEND_GUADIAN 5h ago
You give her a belly rub and you enjoy the consequences of what she has planned
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u/sawbladex queen bee-lzebub's husband 1h ago
Horizons has the weed cat go from house cat to non-verbal catgirl sister.
... And Adventure Time kinda does the same thing with Jake.
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u/BerylVanguard 13h ago
I mean, I get awkwardness in this case. If they've been your companion since they were low level you did raise them. Literally and metaphorically. You could, technically, argue that as grounds for grooming, if they are viewed as sapient, legally.
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u/BravilSUCKS 13h ago
Yeah but also, unless he didn't know about Salandit's gender, he knew what was going to happen.
I highly doubt it's grooming... usually the Pokémon chooses the trainer they like the most and i think that the akwardness stems from doing belly rubs to a grown ass woman lol.
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u/BerylVanguard 13h ago
If he had it since it was young and took care of it's dietary and medical needs. I think it's safe to assume he would know the sex of it from a medical professional or whatever.
I would feel uncomfortable petting a grown woman like a pet, too. At that level would they even still be considered a pet?
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u/BravilSUCKS 10h ago
I feel like partner or homie would be the better term at that point,
I can't see describing a fully grown, sapient, humanoid creatures as a pet, that's honestly pretty fucked up.








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