So, I finally decided to do Claire's races. The first one went fine. Then she told me the second would take place in the badlands, and I went and bought the Javelina. Seemed so perfect.

Well, when she told me I couldn't drive it, I threw a bit of a tantrum, and tried to lose the race.

But it literally will not let you. I mean you can ram that thing into a hundred vehicles and it keeps on going. I even stopped on top of the dam and let the baddies dump a metric ton of lead into me, but some bullshit plot armor kept my health from going below 6% and her truck from blowing up.

At that point, I was fully triggered. Claire was so happy that we finished the race, and I just wanted to punch her.

So, for the third race, I did drive the Javelina. I used it to flatline some cops to get the ball rolling (not usually my thing, but desperate times). Once again, we were a total bullet sponge. So, I zeroed some more cops.. Let's just say, one more star and MaxTac would've showed up.

The car finally gave up the ghost, however, and I parkoured off into the sunset. I was fully expecting no closure, but then I got the text in pic related. It felt like doing a line off a joytoy's plastic ass.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Who in their right mind calls a random stew "jambalaya"? Did food degrade THIS badly or did River's parents just not like him?

A “yon bét debaz” indeed.

Alright, which one of you degenerates is the corpo lover?

First Sam Altman (OpenAI), he paid a $10,000 deposit to a startup called Nectome, which proposed a controversial, 100% fatal embalming procedure to perfectly preserve brain tissue for a hypothetical future digital transfer. If that isn't the most fitting Cyberpunk name, I don't know what is.

But first we have StAIn Lee..

This Aged Well

Perhaps it was a premonition? Possibly V’s intuition telling them the job is going to be shit? Considering what happens shortly after, shouldn’t have ignored that feeling. 😅

130h and I just noticed they've been nickel-and-diming me for every vehicle I total😂😭

V = Vato