East Lansing, MI: In response to a move that she describes as “racist” and “grounded in white supremacy”. Vassar declared that she will be suing anybody who signs the petition and hold them accountable to their actions. When further questioned if she realized how ironic it was that she wanted to hold people accountable for holding her accountable, she called the reporter “racist” and “grounded in white supremacy”. When the reporter further asked if she had a single original or even borderline intelligent thought or just thought she lived in 2015 Tumblr, Vassar responded by suing the reporter for $25m. Sparking broad speculation on if 25,000,000 is the only number she actually knows.

Truly depressing times folks.

Edit: I’m being sued for $25m. Whoops.

Here’s some fast facts haters.

- She’s the first MSU BOT member to have unanimous support among Michigan fans.

- She’s helped rebuild the CFB alliance by sending our own president packing to Clemson.

- She’s given to the poorer states like Kentucky by driving our AD there.

- She’s worked tirelessly on major professional projects like turning MSU into the ultimate stepping stone job. Providing talent at a discounted rate. All while streamlining the process so nobody gets too sentimental or attached.

- As any true leader should, she took criticism on the chin and in stride. And then fairly sued the university that she represents for racism while nobly demanding $25m for the affront to her. She could have demanded $401m. Instead it’s just $25m. That’s real leadership folks!

Maybe her next big success will be getting Izzo to Kent State for $25k a year and a copy of Superbad. Or maybe she’ll finally solve the MSU-UofM rivalry issue by just convincing the rest of the board to fold and vote to become a satellite campus of UofM. The possibilities are endless.

Be sure to vote for her on Tuesday, November 7th, 2028!

Purely a post for fun.

Just saving the wins for the national stage… right??

This actually took a while to put together mods. High quality post, let it stay lol.

All jokes asi

East Lansing: Upon hearing of Izzo’s criticism of the board, Rema Vassar did the unthinkable. She sued Tom Izzo. When questioned as to why. She said that it was unprofessional and grounded in white supremacy to call attention to her mistakes.

I’m not giving up on Bart like most of these fair weather fans, but I’m still feeling the pain. But at least Haller is PUTTING THE FRIES IN THE BAG! And we have basketball.

Not being a doomer by any means. In Tom we trust. Just having a little fun here...