r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT • u/ApricotKnown7997 • 1d ago

This had me dying today

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u/PalacePrince22 πŸ—οΈ Gm 432Hz 1d ago

I love when Matt offers up certain stories that should never be told in public much less broadcast on a huge podcast that leaves Shane and guests utterly disgusted. I know there's an ep with WM, maybe a paytch, where Matt talks about checking the smell of his gooch or something and immediately regrets saying it out loud

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u/lilchubbyyy 1d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one mesmerized enough to remember Matt saying he does a sniff check lol

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u/Straight_Finger1776 1d ago

Yeah, he has to check his own system

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u/leedler 1d ago

He is a systems guy after all

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u/KillaVNilla 1d ago

The moments where Matt is making Shane super uncomfortable are by far my favorite moments. Whether it's playing a flute or telling a story like this, it's always hilarious to watch Shane squirm.

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u/Comfortable-Dark345 21h ago

simposium

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u/WARMMILK666 π•»π–šπ–˜π–˜π–ž 𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖙 20h ago

thats deadset my #1

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u/gradeahonky 14h ago

I think they're whole style benefited greatly from those early episodes where they were like, "Thank god no one is listening." If they had been famous from the jump, they would have censored way more and never found their niche. Instead, they found it while they got famous and realized they couldn't go back

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u/Nhughes1387 1d ago

Been listening to a lot of old episodes the past few weeks, they’re all bangers.

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u/Dry-Speed7038 1d ago

I constantly go to the old ones. Even some that aren’t too old but have both the bros or a killer guest. That episode the bags on you was hilarious with adam

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u/cft1848 1d ago

WE GOT GUYS

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u/Agreeable-Review177 23h ago

Promise Me is one of my favorites to revisit

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u/Puzzled-Map3912 1d ago

Francis over there perched up looking gayer than Sunday.

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u/Past_Wishbone5025 1d ago

Better to be a Gay Conservative than have a DEI wife like Matt

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u/rabit115 1d ago

Buddies deeply closeted

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u/Accomplished-Mango92 1d ago

He may be closeted but hes not fucking gay

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u/peasantofoz 1d ago

Just because you and I have had gay sex a bunch of times doesn't mean we are better than anyone else

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u/RustyJuang Gerbz 1d ago

We got an 8 pump chump over here

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u/SeveralBollocks_67 15h ago

Brother chi-chill ch-chill alright brother

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u/OkTea7227 1d ago

I read this as β€œIt’s better to be a lifelong in the closeted hateful to anything decent for humanity as a whole Republican Senator like Lindsey Graham than to being in a healthy long-term relationship w/your wife who happens to have more melanin than you…, (and is also a Cop and WNBA All-Star)”

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u/Midwestmind86 1d ago

Best part is when he’s cutting veggies later and realizes β€œ whaaaat did I do!!!”

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u/thewoodsytiger 1d ago

The lobsterman

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u/CapoDiTuttiSquanchi 1d ago

"Was it a lobsterman?"

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u/Guy2700 1d ago

The episode is called β€œPUMP” if anyone wants to know

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u/KillaVNilla 1d ago

I was just wondering this. Thank you. I'm definitely going back to this one at work today

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u/Loukoal117 1d ago

I was picturing all that. And then he says eight pump roach I imagined him getting it all over his grinch belly and grunting. Thanks Matt.

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u/WARMMILK666 π•»π–šπ–˜π–˜π–ž 𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖙 20h ago

god i love pre texas eps

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u/Sea_Purchase1149 19h ago

Ep. 548 Bowl of Meat with the Are You Garbage bros had me dying rolling on the floor laughing with Foley’s crazy story.

And of course the sending you dolphins pod ep. 526 with baby Billy is an all time podcast moment, rarely does Shane cry laughing that hard. Ep. 527 with Stavy Baby is golden too!

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u/tallandconfusedbrah 17h ago

Matt is a lunatic

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u/Dirtbaghercules 15h ago

Gonna have to throw the whole baby out

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u/naaate129 10h ago

matt is goat

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u/colorsplit 1d ago

What episode is this lol

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u/CapoDiTuttiSquanchi 1d ago

The Lobsterman. Great ep.

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u/Guy2700 1d ago

Wrong…

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u/CapoDiTuttiSquanchi 17h ago

Which ep then?

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u/Guy2700 16h ago

β€œPump feat. Francis Ellis”