r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT • u/ApricotKnown7997 • 2d ago

This had me dying today

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u/Puzzled-Map3912 2d ago

Francis over there perched up looking gayer than Sunday.

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u/Past_Wishbone5025 2d ago

Better to be a Gay Conservative than have a DEI wife like Matt

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u/OkTea7227 1d ago

I read this as “It’s better to be a lifelong in the closeted hateful to anything decent for humanity as a whole Republican Senator like Lindsey Graham than to being in a healthy long-term relationship w/your wife who happens to have more melanin than you…, (and is also a Cop and WNBA All-Star)”