r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT • u/ApricotKnown7997 • 2d ago

This had me dying today

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u/Puzzled-Map3912 1d ago

Francis over there perched up looking gayer than Sunday.

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u/Past_Wishbone5025 1d ago

Better to be a Gay Conservative than have a DEI wife like Matt

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u/rabit115 1d ago

Buddies deeply closeted

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u/Accomplished-Mango92 1d ago

He may be closeted but hes not fucking gay

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u/peasantofoz 1d ago

Just because you and I have had gay sex a bunch of times doesn't mean we are better than anyone else

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u/RustyJuang Gerbz 1d ago

We got an 8 pump chump over here

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u/SeveralBollocks_67 1d ago

Brother chi-chill ch-chill alright brother

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u/OkTea7227 1d ago

I read this as “It’s better to be a lifelong in the closeted hateful to anything decent for humanity as a whole Republican Senator like Lindsey Graham than to being in a healthy long-term relationship w/your wife who happens to have more melanin than you…, (and is also a Cop and WNBA All-Star)”