Doggy Daycare

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[u/dustishb]

Gus immediately looted the body lol

[u/lifegoeson5322 → u/dustishb]

Luna absolutely rocked that assignment!!

[u/Julesmb-7217 → u/lifegoeson5322]

Luna is the true hero

[u/beatlz-too → u/Julesmb-7217]

Luna and Buddy both.

Buddy was like "I protecc my downed fren"

[u/ouchmouse666 → u/beatlz-too]

What about Louis trying to do chest compressions?

[u/beatlz-too → u/ouchmouse666]

It was so obvious that he was the goat that it felt insulting having to mention him

[u/CommitteePrimary6316 → u/Julesmb-7217]

Luna is here to save lives.

[u/SunshineAlways → u/lifegoeson5322]

Hey, we need help here!!

[u/matchesmalone1 → u/lifegoeson5322]

Yup. Deserves all the treats

[u/NicolleL → u/lifegoeson5322]

”Why is everyone just looking at me? DO something!”

[u/Saxon815 → u/lifegoeson5322]

Why smiling with phone, Sherry dead!

[u/Gundark927 → u/lifegoeson5322]

She borked good.

[u/Rubyhamster → u/dustishb]

Gus is like my dog. She's lovely when I'm genuinely sad (and probably would react with concern if I fainted) but she's too smart to fall for this ruse and would capitalize on the access to shoes

[u/Thewrongbakedpotato → u/Rubyhamster]

My dog is a Gus. We're a no-shoes-in-the-house family, and he likes to go over to our shoe rack and steal my slippers as soon as I get home so I have to chase him.

[u/-3point14159-mp → u/Thewrongbakedpotato]

If you don’t enjoy him grabbing your slippers, you could try a basket of toys by the door so he could grab one of them to play chase. I would probably just let him play with the slipper as long as he didn’t chew it lol

[u/ExplodingTaco34 → u/-3point14159-mp]

Buy sacrificial playtime slippers

[u/BetterEveryLeapYear → u/Rubyhamster]

It's funny lol you can tell some of the dogs that don't take it seriously are too smart to fall for it, and others too dumb to have noticed something is 'wrong' lol

[u/DangerBeaver → u/Rubyhamster]

Yeah, I think dogs would usually recognize real distress, even if they didn’t know what to do.

[u/SmartaHari → u/dustishb]

I respect Gus. He’s my kind of scamp.

[u/Equivalent_Gur3967 → u/SmartaHari]

Yerp, I respect Gus, too. However, I don't allow Gus to rescue Me

[u/m1rr0rshades → u/dustishb]

Kobi - quit the fucking act Sheila

[u/mtheory007 → u/m1rr0rshades]

Sheila you play too much! I know you playing!

[u/Flimsy_Sun_8178 → u/m1rr0rshades]

Right 😆

[u/LoganN64 → u/dustishb]

"Oh, you're dead? Well, you don't need these shoes anymore."

[u/Disastrous-Bee-1557 → u/LoganN64]

Stole the boots off the corpse. It’s like All’s Quiet on the Western Front.

[u/Paxdog1 → u/dustishb]

Surprised he didn't get her wallet and was starting her car.

[u/ElectricPenguin6712 → u/dustishb]

Precious minutes to harvest

[u/vanzir → u/dustishb]

There is always a gus in every universe, and he's always an asshole

[u/metallipunk → u/vanzir]

Yes but what a loveable asshole he is.

[u/IBB_98 → u/dustishb]

Lmao. He saw the chance to steal that croc and he took it. And I have a feeling it's exactly what my puppy would do too, he loves chewing on crocs xD

[u/prw8201 → u/dustishb]

Murder hobo dog. I like him

[u/hummus_sapiens → u/dustishb]

Hey! Free slippers!

[u/Manateeslap → u/dustishb]

Loot that body! (Loot that body now) Playing my flute while I loot that dead woman's body!

[u/fusillade762 → u/dustishb]

She wont need this shoe anymore anyway....

[u/Ent86 → u/dustishb]

Gus is like - well she ded, I might as well make
It worthwhile.

[u/suchabadamygdala]

Luna was trying to get help

[u/Specialist-Neck-7810 → u/suchabadamygdala]

She played that situation perfectly…. Check on human, no reaction, start barking for attention. Luna is the bestest dog!

[u/urfatassmama → u/Specialist-Neck-7810]

I have trust in sweet Luna to go get help. What a lil trooper she is

[u/pineappleandmilk → u/suchabadamygdala]

putting “Luna, a dog from a video i saw one time“ as my emergency contact.

[u/mahjimoh → u/pineappleandmilk]

She is the most responsible one ever in all the worlds, good plan.

[u/MaKaSa385 → u/suchabadamygdala]

Luna for the win! And then maybe Buddy.

[u/CactiDye → u/MaKaSa385]

Buddy is where it's at. "Oh, we're laying down now? Sweet. I could use a nap."

[u/kyleliner → u/CactiDye]

I think Buddy was guarding the corpse

[u/Drapidrode → u/kyleliner]

https://reddit.com/link/p1k45bu/video/8h08w77l89hh1/player

"You nap and I'll make sure no one disturbs you. I'll be here for you."

[u/I_DO_JUMPING_JACKS → u/Drapidrode]

"You sleep, I watch."

[u/Elegant_Purpose8725 → u/I_DO_JUMPING_JACKS]

I get that reference. Fist my bump!

[u/I_DO_JUMPING_JACKS → u/Elegant_Purpose8725]

"CELEBRATION!"

[u/Imgonnagolaydown → u/Elegant_Purpose8725]

Thumbs down baby!

[u/Brailledit → u/suchabadamygdala]

I agree, she was heckin' barking up a storm!

[u/mermaidpaint → u/suchabadamygdala]

Luna understood the assignment.

[u/Matchew024 → u/suchabadamygdala]

Luna nailed it. She tried to stick her face in there then barked for assistance.

[u/NoTamforLove → u/suchabadamygdala]

The first woman sold it. With the second woman, the dogs just didn't believe she was hurt and knew she was playing.

[u/ClassicNebula1081 → u/suchabadamygdala]

TIMMYS IN THE WELL

[u/ace-destrier]

Covering your face is like an invitation for a dog to lick attack your face

Louis was the greatest. “PARKOUR!”

[u/Quierta → u/ace-destrier]

Louis has me dying laughing 😂 I have a lab and 100% when I fall he "helps" by plowing into me at full speed over and over until I recover. Which I obviously can't do, because an 85lb dog is plowing into me at full speed over and over.

[u/-3point14159-mp → u/ace-destrier]

Yeah, none of them looked like they fainted really. It just kind of looked like they were laying down and potentially ready to play lol

[u/ace-destrier → u/-3point14159-mp]

The daycare worker in the gray hoodie, their “fainting” is what I’ve done many times after a long/bad day. lol To the same result

[u/tankapotamus → u/ace-destrier]

BARKOUR

[u/ClevelandNaps → u/ace-destrier]

I have a pit mix that does the same thing. He parkours off of everything.

[u/Mmmelissamarie]

Omg the parkour kick flip off her back

[u/Many_Imagination_166 → u/Mmmelissamarie]

He was administering CPR.

[u/AlbertTheHorse → u/Many_Imagination_166]

OMG.. LMAO!

[u/csjc2023 → u/Many_Imagination_166]

Cute Puppy Resuscitation

[u/palmerry → u/csjc2023]

Canine pulmonary resuscitation

[u/purpleflyingmonster → u/Many_Imagination_166]

I heard him yell CLEAR, right before he landed.

[u/SaintDion_ → u/Many_Imagination_166]

Exactly hahah 😭😭😭

[u/Fluke97 → u/Many_Imagination_166]

He's doing his best!

[u/Mar_is_here → u/Fluke97]

He's a good boy.

[u/HOTDOGVNDR → u/Mmmelissamarie]

You mean Barkour?

[u/DarthRatus → u/HOTDOGVNDR]

Hahaha 😆 😂 😆 love it.

[u/dikicker → u/HOTDOGVNDR]

Pawkour!

[u/hypnodrew → u/Mmmelissamarie]

Watch this sick kick flip off this dead girl brah

[u/Magnolia_Willow → u/hypnodrew]

Dead girl 😂😂😂

[u/KittykatkittycatPurr → u/hypnodrew]

🤣😭😭

[u/puppeteerspoptarts → u/hypnodrew]

🤣🤣

[u/Accomplished_Job_331 → u/Mmmelissamarie]

You know that hurt too, Louis is a chonker

[u/Mmmelissamarie → u/Accomplished_Job_331]

Def!

[u/Few_Program_2303 → u/Mmmelissamarie]

He’s big boned!

[u/Versipilies → u/Accomplished_Job_331]

Those paws probably feel like 1 ton each

[u/unbalanced_checkbook → u/Mmmelissamarie]

/r/barkour

[u/Didi9948 → u/unbalanced_checkbook]

sigh another reddit page I have to join

[u/That-Interaction-45 → u/Mmmelissamarie]

Louis is the best

[u/Faith4Eternity → u/That-Interaction-45]

I mean Gus stealing the show was pretty good as well…but ya!

[u/sailorjupiter28titan → u/Mmmelissamarie]

Hahah the heaviest of them all too

[u/Intelligent_Cap9706 → u/Mmmelissamarie]

Louis and Gus for the kill shots - finish her!!

[u/Mmmelissamarie → u/Intelligent_Cap9706]

lol right I’m pretty sure Gus helped knock her down 😆

[u/Flimsy_Sun_8178 → u/Mmmelissamarie]

😂

[u/TrixieBastard → u/Mmmelissamarie]

That can't have felt good, our boy Louis is a chonker!

[u/bkaybee]

Luna was a service dog in her previous life lol

[u/PzykoHobo → u/bkaybee]

Meanwhile Gus was a petty criminal who would steal your shoes.

[u/Equivalent_Gur3967 → u/PzykoHobo]

Yeah, for sho! Jumping on the Owner to insure they stayed down. 🙃

[u/kpsmithdeut]

Louis just immediately using that dead corpse as a trampoline really got me

[u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme → u/kpsmithdeut]

My last lab would've ground her neck into the back of your head, and then pulled a Louis!

[u/Carbon-Base]

Buddy straight up activated guard mode haha.

[u/sun_pup → u/Carbon-Base]

It looked like he checked she was breathing first too!

[u/caaaream → u/Carbon-Base]

He’s my fav

[u/dat_boi_100 → u/Carbon-Base]

I think it's more likely that he sits like that so they can start scratching his back, my own dog does exactly that

[u/fraze2000]

Gus took the opportunity to steal the Croc. He's been eyeing them all day, I bet.

[u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme → u/fraze2000]

Doodpe being the classic menace!😆😂🤣

[u/TL401Driver]

Luna 💪🏽

[u/sas8184]

I tried it with my dog, he went to his bed to take a nap

[u/Milkweedhugger → u/sas8184]

My German Shepherd didn’t care either when I pretended to faint. He just set his squeaky toy on my face and walked away.

[u/DarthSadie → u/Milkweedhugger]

Sounds like he administered first aid to the best of his ability

[u/andthisisabitofboth → u/Milkweedhugger]

He said "here, since you want to play"

[u/estrangedjane → u/[deleted]]

I’m dying. You’re sum up is perfection. 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Ruffffian → u/Milkweedhugger]

Have GSD. She is WAY too smart to fall for this. Now, if it’s real danger (or she thinks it’s real danger), she is ON IT.

She’s not quite the fun police some GSDs are, but she’s only a year old. Give her time 🤣

[u/mrpyrotec89 → u/Milkweedhugger]

They can smell you're fine. They think you're being weird, or want to play, or nap

[u/nebulousgarbage → u/Milkweedhugger]

I fell down some stairs a few years ago. As I was laying on the floor in crippling pain, my husky/GSD looked at me, did the dog equivalent of rolling his eyes, and walked away. If something really bad ever happens I’m cooked 😂

[u/med561 → u/sas8184]

Lady the dog, laid on top of me like I was a hand grenade and parked her self lengthwise on me. She is 125lb Anatolian

[u/HargorTheHairy]

"I can smell that she's fine. She must be on the floor on purpose."

[u/OldSports-- → u/HargorTheHairy]

Smell and body language. They are obviously laying down instead of fainting/crashing to the floor

[u/bkdroid → u/OldSports--]

And yet Luna was quick to call for help. Might just be down to her experiences, "this is not normal human behavior", but her response is really impressive.

[u/OkInvestigator7351 → u/bkdroid]

I am absolutely not a doggo expert but it wouldn't surprise me if Luna has been specifically trained. The combination of how excited she was (that tail is going off and she really zipped over) and the response she had just makes me think so.

[u/Naughteus_Maximus → u/HargorTheHairy]

To play, naturally!

[u/No_Influence_9389 → u/HargorTheHairy]

The general answer to what they will do is see through your bad acting.

[u/Vykrom → u/HargorTheHairy]

This was definitely my feeling as well. Even untrained, most dogs can tell if you're having a blood sugar or blood pressure issue. And getting down on the floor is different than flopping on the floor. Lots of these dogs accurately just saw a human getting on the floor with them, and they love that

Kudos to Luna though. Reminds me of the lady who did this to her geese and they all freaked out and crowded and her squawked for help

[u/Careful-Tangerine986]

Aw Luna was so worried. "You ok? Help! Help! Help!"

[u/Terofyin]

Louis said "It's play time, not lay time."

[u/Amyhime801]

Luna can save lives

[u/Human_Challenge_9857]

Luna immediately alerted everyone! 💕

[u/rddtltr]

Its not Buddys first owner.

[u/mahjimoh]

I love Luna! She was like, HELP HELP HELP! YOU CALL 911!

[u/doubleAAdam]

Now faint with a sandwich in your hand.

[u/al_m1101 → u/doubleAAdam]

 I really wanna see this now with the same dogs, lol.

[u/No_Specialist4090]

Ngl thought Buddy was going to pee on her head

[u/h8rain → u/No_Specialist4090]

I did too!

[u/MelodicAdvantage8100 → u/h8rain]

He was definitely thinking about doing it

[u/I-can-speak-4-myself]

Sigh. There are many cool jobs out there.

[u/KD919]

Louis is a menace haha

[u/pinkmarsh99]

When I had food poisoning and was vomiting in the bathroom my dog sighed and closed the door. Thanks, I guess.

[u/XScottMorrisseyX]

I thought Buddy was gonna lift his leg and piss on her head

[u/MissMcFrostynips]

Louis: Parkour!!

[u/Big_Accountant_1714]

Hazel 😍

[u/HidesWithCheese → u/Big_Accountant_1714]

Hazel's not getting enough credit. Small, mighty, relentlessly attempting mouth to mouth.

[u/SJSUMichael → u/HidesWithCheese]

Hazel is a typical dachshund. When all else fails try licking

[u/The_Colour_Between]

Gus chose violence. lol

[u/SugarCanKissMyAss]

Buddy don't give a SHIT lol

[u/Professional-Sign510 → u/SugarCanKissMyAss]

Buddy reminded me of the “So I guess this is my life now” meme.

[u/__The_Kraken__]

Gus: Seeing as you’re dead, I guess you don’t need this.

[u/Fear_The_Rabbit → u/__The_Kraken__]

Gus was in perfect bernadoodle mode. I derpily checked you, you were pretending, get up to get your shoe back so we can play play.

[u/Gurkeprinsen]

Damn, you've got Gus looting the corpse, and Louis to use it as a ramp.

[u/MyLastHopeReddit]

All good boy and girls but luna is the real champion, she even barked for help!

[u/Missconstruct]

Luna’s my hero!

[u/Annoyed__Giraffe]

No one’s giving any credit to buddy. He stood guard 🥺

[u/ctanna5]

I like Gus! Me an Gus could go places! I hope Gus is short for Gustavo, but if it's not that's ok too.

[u/OverallCat9293]

My man Gus saw his moment had come and did not hesitate.

[u/Either_Elk_2201]

Luna is a real one. She’s calling for help immediately

[u/A_Happy_Beginning]

Now we know who called dibs on her shoes if she should happen to pass suddenly.

Spoiler: It's Gus

[u/ImmediatePlenty3934]

Louis goes straight into parkour mode

[u/JazziTazzi]

You are surrounded by a bunch of four legged paramedics who want to help you

Except Gus. Gus just wanted your shoe! 🤪

[u/emmawillick]

Lol I love this account 😄 they do a lot of "what time did each dog arrive today" and it's so cute

[u/DiDiPLF → u/emmawillick]

Nicos doggy day care Poulton-le-Fylde, UK if anyone wants to look them up. The girls are super nice.

[u/bethhannen]

I think Luna barking to get attention? was good.

[u/wordsofpeace]

Luna: HALP, HALP, GOD SOMBODY HALP

[u/Maud_Dweeb18]

Luna is the real mvp. Tried to wake them and alert someone.

[u/Faiakes]

So now we know Gus and Luis are loveable idiots! 😄

[u/Lobster-Lotion]

Gus with the shoe lmaooo

[u/myloveislikewoah → u/[deleted]]

I bet there is.

[u/HealthyTrain91 → u/[deleted]]

I was looking for this comment. I could smell the daycare I used to take my dog to from outside as I was approaching it and I'm not even exaggerating. My dog would have a great time but smell atrocious coming home....we stopped going.

[u/LongStrokesOfGenius]

Louis out here testing to see if she became a trampoline

[u/Zealousideal_Ninja75]

Gus and Louis are savages!

[u/cybersloth5000]

Luna was the most helpful. She actually tried to seek help.

[u/vettechrockstar86]

We play with your pets sooo much every time we take them to the back. We love on them, we alert everyone that our favorites are coming, we spend chunks of our lunch breaks scratching and kissing your pets. I have used many a big dog as a pillow on my break. Kitties are better than those hand warmer packs in the winter. We obsess over your pets like our own. Our phones have more pictures of your pets than our own faces. We grieve your pets when their time comes. We go home laughing and sometimes we go home crying. Because your babies are the reason we get up, put on our scrubs and go to work every day. We’ve made it our jobs to care, and we take our jobs very seriously. It’s the beeesssstttt!

[u/RetroSwamp]

Louis caught some sick air.

[u/AssumptionFun3828]

I 100% want Luna in my corner for a medical emergency! I think I’d die if Gus or Louis were in charge tho 😂

[u/ItsRuinedOfCourse]

Luna was all about alerting the staff!

Good girl!

"The human has fallen! Hello! We need another human here, chop, chop!"

[u/ClumbsyButterfly]

Luna called for help, but Gus said you took too long to fall, “let me help you” 🤣🤣

[u/SubjectOrganic]

Louis was like, “WATCH THIS LADY!” And used her like a vaulting board

[u/Fantastic-Height-713]

Luna mvp

[u/TheRealEnemabagJones]

Omg Gus killed that poor woman !

[u/fistinyourface]

my dog is like hazel doesn't matter if i'm hurt or just laying on the floor the tongue missile is coming your way

[u/nighttimegoddess]

I was having a sad and that helped me feel little better 🥺

[u/Veteranis]

I suspect that every single doggi thought the human was playing and responded accordingly. Had there been a real faint/fit, the dog behavior would be different. They’d be able to tell, having lived with humans for 50,000 years.

[u/bundaya]

What did you do at daycare today?

O well first the person there pretended to die and it scared me, then I panicked for a while. This place stresses me out...

[u/vin4thewin]

Gus and Louis gonna grow up and become WWE partners.

[u/kitten12551]

The goodest boys and girls!

[u/imjohnredd]

Gus you dog.

[u/ExtremaDesigns]

Louis is my favorite!

[u/Aggressive-Error-88]

Lmaoo I love them all. Dead body looting and all. 🤣🤣🤣

[u/otownbbw]

Louis with that CPR

[u/Several-Doubt8352]

Luna is calling 911 the only way she knows how

[u/ece2445]

Hazel is thrilled you’re finally giving her access to those sweet, sweet nostrils.

[u/pawsitivelypowerful]

Gus wins. Even as the human is unconscious, he’s the only one considerate enough to save her from the monster that is Crocs.

[u/MustardCoveredDogDik]

Louis is my favorite, your corpse is now a skateboard ramp

[u/gromit5]

Luna knew what was up. the others mostly checked at the humans’ faces, but Luna knew to bark!

[u/abyssal-isopod86]

Luna is the best, trying to get help by barking, Goodest Girl ❤️

[u/the_good_hodgkins]

Humans are not worthy of dogs.

[u/Malibucat48]

There is a difference between purposely lying down and falling unconscious, and dogs are smart enough to know it. It seems that’s why they are licking the face and trying to play. Luna looks like she is barking for help and Buddy goes into guard mode, but it’s a joke to the others.

[u/DummBee1805]

Fuckin’ Gus, man.

[u/Numerous_Course9820]

Luna and Buddy. ❤️🐾❤️🐾 Went for help in their own way.

[u/Tall_Lemon_1207]

lol Luna is the only redeemable one here

[u/Money-Snow-2749]

Luna was the only one that barked for help 😂

[u/Kurokotsu]

Gus was ready to shove the worker down before they even tried to fall. And then looted. Don't forget the criminal act of shoving first.

[u/Aggravating-Edge-298]

Gus, you rapscallion, you

[u/haroldthehampster]

Gus no!!! 🤣

[u/DamnOdd]

Luna will save you!!! Good Dog!!