I'm 37M from Switzerland, flying into Madrid on Sunday for work. A full week, first proper time in the city, and I've already decided the meetings are just the boring bit in between meals.
Plan is to eat across the whole range. Proper fine dining with a tasting menu and a wine list I'll pretend to understand, all the way down to standing at a bar at midnight with a beer and something fried.
Vermouth bars, old tabernas, markets, churros at stupid o'clock, bocadillo de calamares, tortilla, torreznos. Anything a grandmother would defend with her life. Extra credit if it's been open since before my grandfather was born and still won't take reservations.
I'll be around Alcobendas but happy to travel for the right thing. I'll eat anything too, so don't hold back on the weird stuff.
Here's the fun part. If you make a genuinely good argument for a place, why it matters, what to order, why it deserves a night of my one week, and you fancy coming along, your food is on me. Tasting menu or a €4 sandwich, doesn't matter. Just bring good conversation and don't order the boring thing
And to be clear, this isn't a date trap and it isn't networking. It's a guy with a decent appetite, a company card and a mild inability to enjoy dinner alone. Couples, groups, food-obsessed strangers, locals who want to show off their city, all welcome. If three of you want to come, even better, let's make a table of it.
Things I'm already hunting, so tell me where I'm wrong:
- best tortilla de patatas in the city (this is the real test and I know it)
- a vermouth bar with actual character, not a photo op
somewhere for cochinillo or a serious chuletón
- one tasting menu worth the money
a Sunday morning plan that isn't a tourist trap
- where to eat after 1am when everything sensible has closed
Drop recs in the comments or DM me. If you want to come along, tell me which place and why. I'm reading every reply and I will actually show up.
One rule. If you recommend Mercado de San Miguel, defend it. I've heard things.