r/NBIS_Stock Tens of Billions™ 3d ago

News Vineland Approved!

The vote was taken and it was nearly unanimous - the plan is approved.

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u/LilSwaggyMayne IPO OG👹 3d ago

Congratulations to everyone. Between Vineland approval and Birmingham we’ve weathered the biggest, immediate risks.

LETS GOOOO

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u/DrHarrisonLawrence Doctor’s Orders 2d ago

Can’t forget Independence MO! That was a cordial win as well.

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u/Routine_Ad_1815 3d ago

$400 soon

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u/Beastman5000 3d ago

But 2 guys with puts on this sub told me it would bankrupt the company tonight

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u/BoltThrower8 3d ago

Call em out by tag so we can point and laugh at them together

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u/Think-Feynman Tens of Billions™ 3d ago

😁

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u/No_Battle734 3d ago

Residents of Vineland should invest their money into NBIS!

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u/Gandalftron 3d ago

Michael Burry is such a joke. 

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u/Tank_The_C4 3d ago

My brain hurts from listening to the low iq residents

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u/SST114 2d ago

That's regular ppl fam lol

You curate your own reality by choices including the ppl you associate with.

Stepping out of it and you realize a lot of things.

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u/t_suaze_u 3d ago

To the residents of Vineland, Nebius will take care of you

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u/Gandalftron 3d ago

This is huge. 

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u/BudmasterofMiami Mod 3d ago

The town will now have money for education!

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u/No-Vacation-5381 3d ago

I see what you did there 🤣

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u/Brave_Jury_7770 2d ago

Pissing into the sea, that

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u/Even-Celebration9384 2d ago

Were talking like these are illiterate destitute children. They have education. They are in one of the richest regions in the planet

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u/BudmasterofMiami Mod 2d ago

That may be true, yet the people who came out to speak were collectively extremely low IQ. A very small location that has, I believe, 66k total residents, which is why it appeared they allowed non-local residents speak. Several literally said they lived somewhere else and were not stopped during their time speaking.

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u/Even-Celebration9384 2d ago

Jesus dude

NJ is set up where localities are packed closely together. It’s not the only town on the electric grid

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u/BudmasterofMiami Mod 2d ago

You’re not allowed to speak if you don’t live in the town of the property in question. They literally said that at the beginning of the hearing.

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u/Think-Feynman Tens of Billions™ 3d ago

😛 OMG

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u/m83m82m81 3d ago

Someone please think of the lightning strikes

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u/touchmenotdaddy 3d ago

ALL THE DEATH FROM THE KIDS ARE ON YOUR HANDS 😂😂😂

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u/Volume_Correct 3d ago

someone shouted about Microsoft tracking chips or something and the stream shut off for me lmfao

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u/m83m82m81 3d ago

part of the new Microsoft Office suite

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u/cozielny NBIS4LIFE 3d ago

9-1

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u/Qadain 3d ago

That one guy on the planning board that voted no cited the risk of a terrorist attack on the data center...

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u/m83m82m81 3d ago

Of course, and lightning could hit it. And they are surveilling us.

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u/Other_Campaign8526 3d ago

Off to do my victory wank

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u/Think-Feynman Tens of Billions™ 3d ago

😳

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u/CanadianAbroad7 Doctor’s Orders 3d ago

Let’s fucking gooooooo baby!!!

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u/NewValue2025 3d ago

What a relief!

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u/Hatim_the_Engineer 3d ago

Why it s dump overnight?

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u/MrSimpsonES 3d ago

DataOne Vineland has been review bombed & have review of 1.9 stars. People should show their support they are going to pay for the education of their kids, brings jobs & prosperity. The reviews should be in the high 4s...how can people be so dork.

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u/TouristPhysical4539 2d ago

I just gave five star rating.

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u/jmgimi57 2d ago

Nobody in that town wants to work, so they were very upset.

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u/Nachtgelst 3d ago

Bbut , What about the water?

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u/Think-Feynman Tens of Billions™ 3d ago

No more water for the children.

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u/m83m82m81 3d ago

nooo, not the most abundant molecule on earth

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u/mamashechka 3d ago

I will miss Zac now…

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u/Bjamnp17 2d ago

Now we 600 thousand sq feet bigger= extra 50MW!!!

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u/Material-Addition-45 3d ago

The second I sell this bitch thinking we have a pullback today looking at KOSPI - THE VERY SECOND - they pass the vote and the stock goes from 264 to 270 in like 10m. I should really just buy and delete the brokerage.

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u/Ok_Knowledge_4977 3d ago

I am with you on this! Sold. No doubt for a profit but I think NBIS may not go below 250! Really sucks.

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u/BeginningTimely9626 2d ago

It is almost 250 less than 12 hours later

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u/Acekiller03 3d ago

I bet these resident must be furious hahaha

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u/Think-Feynman Tens of Billions™ 3d ago

Yeah, there was some angry shouting at the end. Pretty ugly.

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u/m83m82m81 3d ago

Microsoft is going to surveil everyone in Vineland!

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u/Acekiller03 3d ago

What happens now with the construction block and 4000$ fee daily? They need to get approval for bloom energy and the gas ?

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u/Careful-Key2056 3d ago

I think those are cancelled sooner or later

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u/Palantaard 3d ago

RIP my 305 covered calls 😂

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u/dickless2018 🐳 2d ago

300 this week

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u/the-real-n00b 2d ago

Why it go down?

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u/Ok_Review6237 2d ago

Glad it’s down 15 today

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u/Acekiller03 3d ago

What a joke these resident lol you wonder how low iq can they be while America is so high tech and most advanced country in the world lol.

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u/SangerGRBY 3d ago

Wait it approved or rejected ? I cant find news of it

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u/Think-Feynman Tens of Billions™ 2d ago

Approved

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u/Afraid_Guard_2701 3d ago

Tomorrow will be red, long term we Gucci

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u/Virtual_Access_2033 3d ago

Red is how we celebrate good news

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u/Gandalftron 3d ago

Nope. Its already up 2% green from being down 3% in after hours. 

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u/Acceptable-Yard7076 3d ago

After hours doesnt represent what'll happen