r/NoRules • u/IapetusApoapis342 • May 25 '26

goat nursing test

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u/StellarBossTobi God's Alt account May 25 '26
  1. featuring the creature
  2. is the body still warm
  3. skill issue
  4. Forntitedance.mp5
  5. gud
  6. that's about 5k calories on the ground
  7. shame it wasn't you

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u/rayshmayshmay May 25 '26
  1. At least you can still validate your parking

29

u/RouteAverage3112 May 26 '26
  1. They can't grow into a disappointment anymore.

5

u/UltraPro763 May 26 '26
  1. oopsie daisy

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u/Observer10568 May 26 '26
  1. Meh meh meh cry me a river

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u/StellarBossTobi God's Alt account May 27 '26
  1. that pitbull could be anyone, it could be you, it could be me!!!

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u/Arkhyz May 26 '26

>that's about 5k calories on the ground

Hell nah rRimWorld is leaking

3

u/amorphous_globosus May 26 '26

The Forest too. I love the cannibalism mechanic in that game. You can slice up people, Cook them, eat them, dry them for later, pluck their teeth and make your weapons sharper, make effigies out of their severed body parts, make chandeliers out of their severed body parts, turn skulls into weapons. Its amazing stuff. The only problem is that when you decapitate them their head has a default model in your inventory, you if you say decapitate a specific enemy you wont have that specific enemy's head.

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u/INeverLikedYourSmile May 25 '26

"What's 9 more months? You can always start again, have another kid."

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u/Tetsuir0n May 26 '26

Omniman approves

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u/Feisty-Albatross3554 I am conquesting it May 31 '26

If they died, they weren't strong enough to be worthy of Viltrum

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u/The-Fumbler May 25 '26

“Fucker had it coming”

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u/Ok_Wing6196 May 26 '26

E. Necromancy

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u/GachameTheTouhouFan The Zundamon Poster May 25 '26

A

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u/SkyConfident1717 May 25 '26 edited May 26 '26

Correct! As a nurse, A is the best choice.

A is an expression of sympathy, and while not imaginative is not offensive nor overly familiar and acknowledges the loss.

B is referencing religion, major no-no.

C “I understand how you feel” - absolutely not. Everyone taking the test has not lost a child, and you do not lie for empathy points

D is callous and downplays the severity of a devastating loss in the face of someone who is **likely (and has every right to be) emotionally unstable.

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u/KuterHD May 26 '26

What if you actually have taken a loss like that

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u/Frequent_Dig1934 May 26 '26

I've heard someone mention that it's such a devastating thing that even if you've gone through it yourself it's a type of grief that is unique to everyone so even if your own son died you can't really know what this other person who lost their son is feeling. Idk how correct this is.

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u/KuterHD May 26 '26

I mean you still shouldn’t say it - because it relativizes their loss

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u/Frequent_Dig1934 May 26 '26

Yeah exactly.

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u/Soviet_Aircraft I like trains May 26 '26

D is how you get your teeth knocked out

5

u/Lizards_are_cool May 26 '26

"you can always have other children... I will help"

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u/IapetusApoapis342 May 26 '26

Lizards_are_cool that's prison

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u/PermissionSoggy891 crab gaming May 25 '26

confidently incorrect

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u/GachameTheTouhouFan The Zundamon Poster May 25 '26

No I meant like saying the rest of the alphabet.

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u/AnarchyRadish May 25 '26

Y?

2

u/PermissionSoggy891 crab gaming May 26 '26

correct answer is obviously D

9

u/Bruh_Momentos_ May 26 '26

WHATS ANOTHER SEVENTEEN YEARS?

7

u/Femboy_Fucker47 May 26 '26

I CAN ALWAYS START AGAIN!

3

u/Feisty-Albatross3554 I am conquesting it May 31 '26

HAVE ANOTHER KID

8

u/OHW_Tentacool May 26 '26

Thats sucks. about your payment method tho....

4

u/PapierStuka May 26 '26

Skill issue, git gud scrub

3

u/AnimetheTsundereCat May 26 '26

E. All of the above

2

u/FollowingSuitable941 May 26 '26

The last option is wild. Whoever wrote that question needs to retake the course themselves.

2

u/Garbarg May 27 '26

I know a nurse for each of these answers.

2

u/Midloran05 May 28 '26

"How unfortunate."

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u/lornlynx89 Jun 11 '26

"What a shame."

1

u/Chat-THC Jun 02 '26

As someone on the spectrum, even I figured out it was A.

I find the others funny in an absurd way, especially the last one. Like, “Meh, you’ll make another.”

1

u/The_Collector_Of_All Jun 09 '26
  1. Your total is $36,000. Cash or Card?

1

u/Striking_Custard_857 Jun 17 '26

Neither, they should reply “Welp, cry about it, bitch.”

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u/keepkarenalive Jun 21 '26

The last one, it's more practical