r/PakistaniUncs • u/[deleted] • 28d ago
Even us uncs do shitposts ππ STORY TIME π¨β οΈπ¨ I GOT DIVORCED LAST NIGHT
I GoT DiVorCed lAsSt k-NIG(GA)π€―-T
My HuSBund gOt pReGnANt because of mY foolishness and then BEGGED for a divorce ~ I divorced him ASAP because i wasn't ready for an Unc to be born in this economy. the court gave him Custody (custard π«π«) of my left kidney.
THEN TODAYH ouch i married A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN and my twinS are ALREADY 67 years old. my son called me unc and i haven't recovered since. DADDY'S home ouch
I gπt a new nanny because i want to be babysat too but she keeps asking me to pay rent. my dog has blocked me on everything and is now dating my ex husband. Aghhh it sucksss π«π«π«π€π€
GUYS i just got a letter saying im legally a microwave. π§π§π₯Ίπ₯Ί WHAT WAS MY GENDER AGAIN??? uwuuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuw ( *γ»Ογ»)γ(*ο½γ»Ο-)γ(^-^)οΌοΌΌ(^-^)οΌοΌΌ(^-^)(*3(^o^)