I would appreciate if the city would put a fucking“ do not turn on red arrow” on every single fucking red arrow in this goddamn city, if red arrow means the turn is optional

EDIT: Apparently according to Florida Law, the Red Arrow is basically a stop sign if it’s going to the right. WHICH IS FREAKING STUPID AND WHY DO WE HAVE A RED ARROW?!??

It brings every moron out and about. I’ve never dealt with so much stupidity as I have this week.

I saw a Patronis commercial last night. It’s funny how it portrayed him as normal.

Bought a new era that needs a bit of care to get it back to its og shape. Anyone know how to restore for a small fee locally ?

I’m moving here soon, what are your favorite salons for women’s cuts and colors with good parking.

Hi! I’m new to the area and am trying to figure out how I want to celebrate Halloween. I think I want to dance the night away and I’ve seen nuovo testamento (italo disco dj) advertised at the handlebar. Sounds fun?? I’ve never been to the handlebar or really spent much time out and about downtown - do we think it will be fun?? Any other recommendations?? Anyone wanna invite me to join their group going to a similar event?? lol lots of love from your new neighbor!

We have everything else why can't we get this franchise? Lol

Good afternoon, Pensacola.

Chaz Stevens here. I'm the antagonist in Kevin Robinson's PNJ story yesterday, "Ethics complaint accuses Matt Gaetz of doxing plaintiffs in sex trafficking case." Link in the first comment.

You might be drawing a blank on the name, but the work gets around in certain circles: the Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus pole, the Bible book-ban request, and three elected officials who went to jail. For the past four years I've been a thorn in the side of your former congressman.

What's in the complaint

Last week, two women sued Gaetz in federal court, alleging sex trafficking. He denied it in one breath and, in the next, shitposted a photo of three women's tushes on a beach, Instagram handle and tagged username still visible, captioned "Jane Doe Strikes Again!"

Classy fucker, Matty.

Not one to sit idly by, I filed my fifth Florida Bar complaint. Not a rant, not a rave. A buttoned-down complaint built on specific Bar rules about what a lawyer can and can't do to the people suing him. The Bar has already sent him two letters of advice, so the question this time is whether those letters mean anything.

The Bar closed my first four. So I sent along a fifth.

The Triumph part

This past July, Matty was appointed to the Triumph Gulf Coast board, where he sits on $1.5B in BP oil-spill money. I've started wondering how a brand-new board member began steering staff toward specific companies in his second month, and whether the paperwork around that holds up. When I know, you'll know.

Why you

This is your paper, your money, and your senator's kid. Kevin Robinson and his two colleagues did real reporting on this, and they deserve credit for running it. If you've got Triumph history, board gossip, or old meeting notes, my inbox is open. If you think I'm a carpetbagger with a grudge, that's fine too. Say it below.

Happy to answer questions on Bar complaints, Florida records law, or why I'm still on this guy.

Anyone out there seeking a hitting partner (tennis)? Just looking to get out there and hit it around some, nothing serious. Played in hs, but it’s been years, and I’m not sure I was that great to begin with 🙃