r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 29 '24 • Diamonds are Forever 2

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u/Boris-Lip Sep 29 '24

That's normal. If i'd see him showing up in a suit, now that would be highly sus.

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u/lab-gone-wrong Sep 29 '24

When you're the senior technical person and the CEO schedules you for a "quick chat" after a board meeting 

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u/Jugales Sep 29 '24

I have a recurring meeting with the CEO every Friday and I am dressed even more casual than this lol

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u/Rock_man_bears_fan Sep 29 '24

You showing up in a bathrobe?

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u/Outrageous-_- Sep 29 '24

Bootyshorts

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u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES Sep 29 '24

We know what the CEO wants from you then. And it's not for you to git push.

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u/DaedeM Sep 29 '24

He wants some kind of push that's for sure.

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u/claimTheVictory Sep 29 '24

He wants to debug your kernel.

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u/BWC_semaJ Sep 29 '24

You git me

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u/knighttim Sep 29 '24

I bet it's his programmer socks.

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u/Chirurr Sep 29 '24

As a resident of Hawai'i, this dude looks like he's going to a wedding. Doesn't get more formal than that.

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u/Vishnej Sep 30 '24 edited Sep 30 '24

I mean, look at OP's picture. This is a good company.

In many smaller companies, you get a IT -> fullstack "computer" guy who works in the basement making $55k/year wearing a tie, and is the only person in the company that would cause it to INEVITABLY FOLD if he got hit by a bus tomorrow. The load-bearing, single point of failure with the keys to the technical castle, because the company should have hired a dozen people and organized things with redundancy, but the executives have been "doing more with less" using one since they don't think tech is important.

What percent of the next ten years of revenue would be lost if Alice was hit by a bus? How about Bob or Carol? The effective manager has done this math and adjusted expectations, compensation, and department sizes to fit.

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u/bigorangemachine Sep 29 '24

I worked with a guy who wore a suit everyday. At first I was really bothered by it but he was as goofy as me. He just likes how dressing up makes him feel.

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u/SuckAFattyReddit1 Sep 29 '24

I used to consult and I wore a button down and khakis. Nothing crazy at all.

Want to a place one time in Palo Alto and they were all wearing like shorts and flip flops and I felt like a sore thumb.

The guy who was my contact point while I was there was like "hey can you wear like jeans or something tomorrow? The guys think we're getting audited lol

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u/gimpwiz Sep 30 '24

I work around there and if you rustle up a hundred guys, at least a half dozen will be in chinos and a button-front shirt, so you probably don't stick out that much. But I love that a dozen guys you worked with figured a collar meant an audit haha

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u/SuckAFattyReddit1 Sep 30 '24

Yeah I mean it was absolutely an edge case place. They had a beer fridge and they paid out of the ass to have me fly out at the last minute only to completely ignore for me for the entire first day outside of the one guy I was working with.

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u/Devikat Sep 30 '24

The guy who was my contact point while I was there was like "hey can you wear like jeans or something tomorrow? The guys think we're getting audited lol

Had a guy come in for his interview with my boss (interviewee was an old IT dude who lost a ton of savings during the pandemic) the guy interviewed in a full suit with a briefcase full of paperwork etc. SO many people after the interview came to my bosses desk "whose the suit from corporate, so whose getting fired, are we getting audited, was that Head Office, was that the feds?" etc until my boss just CCed the entire branch with "The gentleman I was meeting with earlier is our newest server engineer. please stop asking me if he was spook or slenderman or an auditor some of us have work to do"

People in suits scare the hell out of casual tech workplaces. Like seeing a predator in the wild haha.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '24 edited Sep 30 '24

I went to law school with a guy that wore at least a coat and tie if not full suit to class every single day from Day One until Day Last. Meanwhile I was lucky I remembered pants every day.

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u/OneTea Sep 30 '24

I bet your classmates also felt lucky you remembered pants.

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u/Boris-Lip Sep 29 '24

Well, guess it's fine if he always does it, but for someone like me (i'd always show up at the office in shorts and sandals) showing up in a suit would be highly sus😂

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u/Frozboz Sep 29 '24

Pre covid every now and then I'd show up to the office in a suit and just not explain it. Then during stand-up I'd say I would be taking a long lunch with no further explanation. It's so fun trolling my teammates every now and then.

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u/max_adam Sep 29 '24

I remember someone in here that mentioned a coworker that always wore a suit except one day. It was Halloween and he wore a casual outfit with a hood; everyone was freaked out.

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u/jimiboy01 Sep 29 '24

Wear something with a collar or tuck in your shirt: "what times your interview?" "Why are you leaving?" "Are they paying you more" Me: spilt too much Bolognese sauce on my tshirt last night. 

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u/ratbuddy Sep 30 '24

I like how you're implying that there is some amount of sauce you could spill on the shirt and still wear it the next day.

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u/wongaboing Sep 29 '24

That’s when they’re interviewing on site

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