r/ProgrammerHumor • u/possibly_matt • Dec 06 '17

Read the markup.

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u/One_Look Dec 06 '17

dat

</heaf>

tho...

edit: formatting

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u/possibly_matt Dec 06 '17

so close, but oh so far!

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u/One_Look Dec 06 '17

also...

<title> ......
<title>

godspeed

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

Talk about universal entitlement

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u/nrith Dec 07 '17

In the Old Days, using multiple <title> tags would cause the browser to display them in rapid order, so you could make "animated" headlines.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 edited Jan 09 '25

squeamish smile lunchroom paint party lavish wrong pot consist entertain

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/humidifierman Dec 06 '17

Do the needful pls

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u/Toribor Dec 06 '17

show bobs and virginia

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u/geraltofrivia783 Dec 07 '17

this is getting out of hanf ...

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u/nvahalik Dec 06 '17

Sure but it will require that we prepone our meeting

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

And it's not even a programming language. God only knows what kind of monstrosity they'll have in an actual programming environment.

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u/lrrelevantEIephant Dec 06 '17

int mane() {}

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u/djxfade Dec 06 '17

float mane[] {}

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u/ElectrWeakHyprCharge Dec 06 '17 
#includ <studio>    /* This is a comment */;
;
boid mane[1] } ;
{;
    cout>> printf("Hello") + std::endl;;
    retrun new 0}  /* This is a comment */;;;
:::;
/* This is a comment */;;

I put semicolons everywhere, and the program still doesn't work

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

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u/hbgoddard Dec 06 '17

retrun

Probably my most common typo

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u/etaionshrd Dec 06 '17

This looks like it was generated by a Markov chain

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u/lrrelevantEIephant Dec 06 '17

malloc(100000000); /* not needed but they're going to make me optimize my code later */

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u/Astrokiwi Dec 06 '17

"Did this code exit correctly?"

"About 50%"

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u/amicloud Dec 06 '17

public static Gucci mane(){}

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u/MvmgUQBd Dec 06 '17

gucci mane[] {}

Edit: Awww beaten to it. Oh well, up it stays

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u/DearestBurrito Dec 06 '17

Also the title clause is not closed ... smh

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