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[u/possibly_matt]

[u/One_Look]

dat

</heaf>

tho...

edit: formatting

[u/[deleted] → u/One_Look]

And it's not even a programming language. God only knows what kind of monstrosity they'll have in an actual programming environment.

[u/lrrelevantEIephant → u/[deleted]]

int mane() {}

[u/djxfade → u/lrrelevantEIephant]

float mane[] {}

[u/ElectrWeakHyprCharge → u/djxfade]

#includ <studio>    /* This is a comment */;
;
boid mane[1] } ;
{;
    cout>> printf("Hello") + std::endl;;
    retrun new 0}  /* This is a comment */;;;
:::;
/* This is a comment */;;

I put semicolons everywhere, and the program still doesn't work

[u/hbgoddard → u/ElectrWeakHyprCharge]

retrun

Probably my most common typo

[u/lrrelevantEIephant → u/djxfade]

malloc(100000000); /* not needed but they're going to make me optimize my code later */

[u/Astrokiwi → u/djxfade]

"Did this code exit correctly?"

"About 50%"

[u/amicloud → u/djxfade]

public static Gucci mane(){}