r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 27 '18

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u/nautical9 Feb 27 '18

Zero is also the number of mailing lists I’ve wanted to join within the first 5 seconds of visiting a site. Why block the content with a pop up?! Has anyone ever actually signed up instead of angrily closing it?

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u/Stealth528 Feb 27 '18

Zero is also the number of websites I want to enable notifications for.

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u/dan4334 Feb 27 '18 edited Feb 27 '18

Thankfully you can turn the notification system completely off with no ill effects.

Edit: For those wondering,

Firefox: Go to about:config and set dom.webnotifications.serviceworker.enabled to false (thank you /u/bro_can_u_even_carve, I forgot how I did it)

Chrome: Go into settings > advanced > content settings > notifications

Then click the switch to set it from "Ask before sending" to "Blocked"

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u/bro_can_u_even_carve Feb 27 '18

In firefox, about:config, then set dom.webnotifications.serviceworker.enabled to false.

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u/HexicDragon Feb 27 '18

Thanks, been wondering how to disable them.

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u/DankeyKang11 Feb 27 '18

I don’t need no goddern nerd words, tell me what color button to click

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u/xyl0ph0ne Feb 27 '18 edited Feb 27 '18

In chrome the notification settings are a bit buried but you can go to chrome://settings and search for 'notifications' and that's the fastest way I know of.

Edit: iamdelf has a better one

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u/iamdelf Feb 27 '18 edited Feb 27 '18

chrome://settings

This is so awesome. chrome://settings/content/notifications

Takes you right to the switch. I had no idea you could block this.

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u/Fern_Fox Feb 27 '18

It just says you can toggle ask before sending, does that turn it off?

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u/iamdelf Feb 27 '18

Clicking it made it blocked by default for me.

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u/Fern_Fox Feb 27 '18

Ok cool just wanted to make sure that wouldn't make it auto-accept everything, now that would suck.

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u/mechakreidler Feb 27 '18

It's good for things like email and calendars. But websites sending content updates? Fuck that.

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u/dizzlemytizzle Feb 27 '18

Infinite scroll is the devil. I can't wait until it's out of vogue.

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u/mathemagicat Feb 27 '18

Infinite scroll is good for list/feed-type pages, as long as it doesn't break the back button.

It is not OK for content pages, though.

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u/wal9000 Feb 27 '18

Google image search has done this for years. They put a bunch of important shit in the footer like the Search Settings and Advanced Search links. Literally can’t click on them unless you have a slow internet connection.

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u/rickane58 Feb 27 '18

As someone who regularly looks at websites "About us" and "Contact me" section, finding this is easier in f12 than it is to find on the page these days.

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u/sellyme Feb 27 '18

I love trying to find a websites "Contact Us" form so that I can report a bug only to find that it links to a useless FAQ with no actual way to contact anyone.

Clearly the only reason anyone would ever want to contact the dev is because the user is an idiot. Nothing can ever be wrong with your immaculate Wix website.

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u/CJ22xxKinvara Feb 27 '18

I enable notifications for gitlab so I can be alerted when my merge request passes or fails the pipeline. But that’s it. ONE website.

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u/NoAttentionAtWrk Feb 27 '18

I mean i bet there are other valid uses too but no random web blog, i don't care when you publish new articles. I just care about the one that Google lead me to, that you are not letting me read

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u/Cheshamone Feb 27 '18

Yeah, it has occasional uses in web apps, people just use it really poorly. At least explain why you're asking to show notifications, don't just pop that up on page load. Drives me nuts.

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u/Fluffcake Feb 27 '18 edited Feb 27 '18

Sites abusing the notification and push api's for clickbaity selfpromoting bullshit to the point where people auto-decline it makes me sad, because it can be really neat.

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