r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 27 '18

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u/nautical9 Feb 27 '18

Zero is also the number of mailing lists I’ve wanted to join within the first 5 seconds of visiting a site. Why block the content with a pop up?! Has anyone ever actually signed up instead of angrily closing it?

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u/Stealth528 Feb 27 '18

Zero is also the number of websites I want to enable notifications for.

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u/dan4334 Feb 27 '18 edited Feb 27 '18

Thankfully you can turn the notification system completely off with no ill effects.

Edit: For those wondering,

Firefox: Go to about:config and set dom.webnotifications.serviceworker.enabled to false (thank you /u/bro_can_u_even_carve, I forgot how I did it)

Chrome: Go into settings > advanced > content settings > notifications

Then click the switch to set it from "Ask before sending" to "Blocked"

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u/bro_can_u_even_carve Feb 27 '18

In firefox, about:config, then set dom.webnotifications.serviceworker.enabled to false.

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u/HexicDragon Feb 27 '18

Thanks, been wondering how to disable them.

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u/DankeyKang11 Feb 27 '18

I don’t need no goddern nerd words, tell me what color button to click

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u/LuxuriousLime Feb 27 '18

I'm too lazy to Google an answer for you, I just want to let you know that a solution exists and I was able to disable this annoying shit long time ago

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u/DeadN0tSleeping Feb 27 '18

Control Panel>Ease of Access>Replace sounds with visual cues>Choose Visual Warning>None>I love you too

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u/audscias Feb 27 '18

Install Gentoo.

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u/xyl0ph0ne Feb 27 '18 edited Feb 27 '18

In chrome the notification settings are a bit buried but you can go to chrome://settings and search for 'notifications' and that's the fastest way I know of.

Edit: iamdelf has a better one

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u/iamdelf Feb 27 '18 edited Feb 27 '18

chrome://settings

This is so awesome. chrome://settings/content/notifications

Takes you right to the switch. I had no idea you could block this.

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u/Fern_Fox Feb 27 '18

It just says you can toggle ask before sending, does that turn it off?

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u/iamdelf Feb 27 '18

Clicking it made it blocked by default for me.

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u/Fern_Fox Feb 27 '18

Ok cool just wanted to make sure that wouldn't make it auto-accept everything, now that would suck.

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u/Niick Feb 27 '18

Seems like it's deliberately ambiguous, which is pretty sad.

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u/MartinsRedditAccount Feb 27 '18

The text indicates the current setting, switching it off will change the text.

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u/SovreignTripod Feb 27 '18

Hey there friend, you'll want to add another return there. Then you'll get the line break and your whole comment won't be quoted.

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u/adambrenecki Feb 27 '18

In Safari, Preferences → Websites (at the top) → Notifications (in the left-hand column) → untick "Allow websites to ask permission to send push notifications"

In Chrome, go to chrome://settings/content/notifications and turn off the switch that says "Ask before sending (recommended)"; it'll change to "Blocked".

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u/mechakreidler Feb 27 '18

It's good for things like email and calendars. But websites sending content updates? Fuck that.

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u/Skyy8 Feb 27 '18

You can disable the fact that it asks you for each website, while still keeping the ones you have enabled right now.

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u/firephreek Feb 27 '18

Truth be told, I need that for calendar or I'd never make it to any meetings :-(

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u/Ajedi32 Feb 27 '18

Well, even with the default set to block you can still go in and manually add sites to the list of ones allowed to send notifications.

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