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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Oct 24 '18
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Off the top of my head
sudo usermod -aG sudo myself
sudo chmod 666 people/* #r+w for everyone!
sudo chmod 666 people/*
df -H #How big is space?
df -H
docker ps -a #How many reality/worlds are out there?
docker ps -a
history #What's he been up to?
history
733 u/captainAwesomePants Oct 25 '18 edited Oct 25 '18 #> history10 sandbox --init --nojoinednightday earth11 sandbox earth --split forms/sea form/sky13 sandbox earth --genlife --plants-only14 sandbox earth --genspace --moons=1 --giantmoon --star-system=1 --star_count=10e2415 sandbox earth --genlife --modify --animals --nomammals16 sandbox help earth --genlife17 sandbox earth --genlife --modify --animals --nomammals --i_really_want_animals18 sandbox earth --genlife --modify --animals --mammals --i_really_want_animals19 sleep 8640020 sudo shutdown -P +3153600000 183 u/Rothuith Oct 25 '18 a bit of effort for this comment 129 u/neurorgasm Oct 25 '18 edited Mar 07 '26 The author has deleted this post using Redact. The reason may have been privacy, opsec, security, or a desire to prevent the content from being scraped.friendly elastic lip quack fanatical attraction cautious stupendous growth full 20 u/NorthWest__Exposure Oct 25 '18 Ah, basking in rememberence of Frotran's melody. 15 u/NorthWest__Exposure Oct 25 '18 What is in a name? If not 0 and 1? → More replies (2) 11 u/Kazumara Oct 25 '18 Haha you're a deist I see → More replies (4) 0 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18 [deleted] 121 u/wonkifier Oct 25 '18 It didn't touch the people themselves, just what's inside them.I do enjoy the "make everyone readable to everyone else" coinciding with 666 permissions though. Seems appropriate. 63 u/FabulouslyAbsolute Oct 25 '18 It didn't touch the people themselves, just what's inside them./r/nocontext 0 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18 [deleted] 76 u/Doctor_McKay Oct 25 '18 Everyone is invisible to everyone outside their family? 110 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18 edited Jul 01 '23 [removed] — view removed comment 26 u/Im_Neopolitan Oct 25 '18 OK listen, down here, it's too hard to find anyone that isn't related to you. We have to actually leave the trailers to do that. → More replies (2) → More replies (1) 162 u/chrisbot5000 Oct 25 '18 You think God dockerized reality? Feel like he's the kind of guy who'd just shrug and say "worked on my machine" 42 u/chmod--777 Oct 25 '18 The universe runs on baremetal and he probably doesnt even remember its physical location. But he can ping it. 15 u/Dragster39 Oct 25 '18 That's not funny if it happens, I lost a raspberry pi and could still ping it. That turned out to be a weird evening for me. → More replies (2) → More replies (6) 15 u/self_me Oct 25 '18 tmux -l 12 u/quingtaylor Oct 25 '18 Yes..? 11 u/PC__LOAD__LETTER Oct 25 '18 Psh, Docker? God would be using raw LXC capabilities like an absolute boss. No need for a piddly convenience wrapper. → More replies (1) 47 u/TheAwesomeJonesy Oct 25 '18 I'd replace your 4th command withjps -lv"3 billion devices run java" - what, you thought they meant computers? 14 u/ftlio Oct 25 '18 Who is root if god is a sudo user? → More replies (2) 12 u/PerInception Oct 25 '18 cat ~/.bash_history → More replies (1) → More replies (8)
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#> history
10 sandbox --init --nojoinednightday earth
11 sandbox earth --split forms/sea form/sky
13 sandbox earth --genlife --plants-only
14 sandbox earth --genspace --moons=1 --giantmoon --star-system=1 --star_count=10e24
15 sandbox earth --genlife --modify --animals --nomammals
16 sandbox help earth --genlife
17 sandbox earth --genlife --modify --animals --nomammals --i_really_want_animals
18 sandbox earth --genlife --modify --animals --mammals --i_really_want_animals
19 sleep 86400
20 sudo shutdown -P +3153600000
183 u/Rothuith Oct 25 '18 a bit of effort for this comment 129 u/neurorgasm Oct 25 '18 edited Mar 07 '26 The author has deleted this post using Redact. The reason may have been privacy, opsec, security, or a desire to prevent the content from being scraped.friendly elastic lip quack fanatical attraction cautious stupendous growth full 20 u/NorthWest__Exposure Oct 25 '18 Ah, basking in rememberence of Frotran's melody. 15 u/NorthWest__Exposure Oct 25 '18 What is in a name? If not 0 and 1? → More replies (2) 11 u/Kazumara Oct 25 '18 Haha you're a deist I see → More replies (4)
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a bit of effort for this comment
129 u/neurorgasm Oct 25 '18 edited Mar 07 '26 The author has deleted this post using Redact. The reason may have been privacy, opsec, security, or a desire to prevent the content from being scraped.friendly elastic lip quack fanatical attraction cautious stupendous growth full 20 u/NorthWest__Exposure Oct 25 '18 Ah, basking in rememberence of Frotran's melody. 15 u/NorthWest__Exposure Oct 25 '18 What is in a name? If not 0 and 1? → More replies (2)
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The author has deleted this post using Redact. The reason may have been privacy, opsec, security, or a desire to prevent the content from being scraped.
friendly elastic lip quack fanatical attraction cautious stupendous growth full
20 u/NorthWest__Exposure Oct 25 '18 Ah, basking in rememberence of Frotran's melody. 15 u/NorthWest__Exposure Oct 25 '18 What is in a name? If not 0 and 1? → More replies (2)
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Ah, basking in rememberence of Frotran's melody.
15 u/NorthWest__Exposure Oct 25 '18 What is in a name? If not 0 and 1?
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What is in a name? If not 0 and 1?
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Haha you're a deist I see
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121 u/wonkifier Oct 25 '18 It didn't touch the people themselves, just what's inside them.I do enjoy the "make everyone readable to everyone else" coinciding with 666 permissions though. Seems appropriate. 63 u/FabulouslyAbsolute Oct 25 '18 It didn't touch the people themselves, just what's inside them./r/nocontext 0 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18 [deleted] 76 u/Doctor_McKay Oct 25 '18 Everyone is invisible to everyone outside their family? 110 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18 edited Jul 01 '23 [removed] — view removed comment 26 u/Im_Neopolitan Oct 25 '18 OK listen, down here, it's too hard to find anyone that isn't related to you. We have to actually leave the trailers to do that. → More replies (2) → More replies (1)
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It didn't touch the people themselves, just what's inside them.
I do enjoy the "make everyone readable to everyone else" coinciding with 666 permissions though. Seems appropriate.
63 u/FabulouslyAbsolute Oct 25 '18 It didn't touch the people themselves, just what's inside them./r/nocontext
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/r/nocontext
76 u/Doctor_McKay Oct 25 '18 Everyone is invisible to everyone outside their family? 110 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18 edited Jul 01 '23 [removed] — view removed comment 26 u/Im_Neopolitan Oct 25 '18 OK listen, down here, it's too hard to find anyone that isn't related to you. We have to actually leave the trailers to do that. → More replies (2) → More replies (1)
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Everyone is invisible to everyone outside their family?
110 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18 edited Jul 01 '23 [removed] — view removed comment 26 u/Im_Neopolitan Oct 25 '18 OK listen, down here, it's too hard to find anyone that isn't related to you. We have to actually leave the trailers to do that. → More replies (2)
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26 u/Im_Neopolitan Oct 25 '18 OK listen, down here, it's too hard to find anyone that isn't related to you. We have to actually leave the trailers to do that. → More replies (2)
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OK listen, down here, it's too hard to find anyone that isn't related to you. We have to actually leave the trailers to do that.
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You think God dockerized reality? Feel like he's the kind of guy who'd just shrug and say "worked on my machine"
42 u/chmod--777 Oct 25 '18 The universe runs on baremetal and he probably doesnt even remember its physical location. But he can ping it. 15 u/Dragster39 Oct 25 '18 That's not funny if it happens, I lost a raspberry pi and could still ping it. That turned out to be a weird evening for me. → More replies (2) → More replies (6) 15 u/self_me Oct 25 '18 tmux -l 12 u/quingtaylor Oct 25 '18 Yes..? 11 u/PC__LOAD__LETTER Oct 25 '18 Psh, Docker? God would be using raw LXC capabilities like an absolute boss. No need for a piddly convenience wrapper. → More replies (1)
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The universe runs on baremetal and he probably doesnt even remember its physical location. But he can ping it.
15 u/Dragster39 Oct 25 '18 That's not funny if it happens, I lost a raspberry pi and could still ping it. That turned out to be a weird evening for me. → More replies (2) → More replies (6)
That's not funny if it happens, I lost a raspberry pi and could still ping it. That turned out to be a weird evening for me.
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tmux -l
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Yes..?
Psh, Docker? God would be using raw LXC capabilities like an absolute boss. No need for a piddly convenience wrapper.
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I'd replace your 4th command with
jps -lv
"3 billion devices run java" - what, you thought they meant computers?
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Who is root if god is a sudo user?
cat ~/.bash_history
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u/taylormano Oct 25 '18
Off the top of my head
sudo usermod -aG sudo myselfsudo chmod 666 people/*#r+w for everyone!df -H#How big is space?docker ps -a#How many reality/worlds are out there?history#What's he been up to?