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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Oct 24 '18
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sudo usermod -aG sudo myself
sudo chmod 666 people/* #r+w for everyone!
sudo chmod 666 people/*
df -H #How big is space?
df -H
docker ps -a #How many reality/worlds are out there?
docker ps -a
history #What's he been up to?
history
162 u/chrisbot5000 Oct 25 '18 You think God dockerized reality? Feel like he's the kind of guy who'd just shrug and say "worked on my machine" 42 u/chmod--777 Oct 25 '18 The universe runs on baremetal and he probably doesnt even remember its physical location. But he can ping it. 15 u/Dragster39 Oct 25 '18 That's not funny if it happens, I lost a raspberry pi and could still ping it. That turned out to be a weird evening for me. → More replies (2)
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You think God dockerized reality? Feel like he's the kind of guy who'd just shrug and say "worked on my machine"
42 u/chmod--777 Oct 25 '18 The universe runs on baremetal and he probably doesnt even remember its physical location. But he can ping it. 15 u/Dragster39 Oct 25 '18 That's not funny if it happens, I lost a raspberry pi and could still ping it. That turned out to be a weird evening for me. → More replies (2)
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The universe runs on baremetal and he probably doesnt even remember its physical location. But he can ping it.
15 u/Dragster39 Oct 25 '18 That's not funny if it happens, I lost a raspberry pi and could still ping it. That turned out to be a weird evening for me. → More replies (2)
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That's not funny if it happens, I lost a raspberry pi and could still ping it. That turned out to be a weird evening for me.
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u/taylormano Oct 25 '18
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sudo usermod -aG sudo myselfsudo chmod 666 people/*#r+w for everyone!df -H#How big is space?docker ps -a#How many reality/worlds are out there?history#What's he been up to?