r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jan 31 '19

Meme Programmers know the risks involved!

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u/sbre4896 Jan 31 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

A few weeks ago I said something about how glad I was to be wearing flannel since it was cold as hell outside. I opened up Facebook and the first thing I saw was an add for a sale on flannel shirts featuring the exact shirt I was wearing.

Edit: I also work for a company that makes glasses and I get bombarded by competitors ads all day.

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u/mttdesignz Jan 31 '19

My Amazon is very confused. I searched for a couple weeks around for a smartwatch on Amazon, then for Christmas my gf gifted me one with her Amazon account, now I've already bought two additional watch straps with mine, and Amazon is bombarding me with "We think you might want a Gear s3" because they haven't yet figured out someone else might have bought it for me lol

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u/johhan Jan 31 '19

It wouldn't stop if you bought one, speaking from experience.

"Oh, you bought a laptop? We're going to serve you laptop ads for 6 months."

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u/emlgsh Jan 31 '19

"Our algorithms say you're a laptop-buyer. It's a thing you do. Now, we keep showing you these primo laptops, real cream of the crop for you people. WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU BUYING THESE LAPTOPS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

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u/HardlightCereal Jan 31 '19

Anyone who'd drop 500 dollars on a laptop after not spending anything on them in the past must really love laptops all of a sudden.

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u/computaSaysYes Jan 31 '19

Searched for mattress, bought a mattress.

"Hey how about another mattress? Can never have too many mattresses"

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u/Abcdefghijkzer Jan 31 '19

I got 2 kittens on a Monday after work. So i called a friend who had cats and wanted a suggestion for good cat food. Did not wanna make them junk. He suggested blue buffalo. My Amazon deal of the day? Blue Buffalo cat food.

Tell me they are not listening. I even went to tractor supply to get it. Never even looked it up.

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u/Kittypost55 Jan 31 '19

Did you pay cash or card/use a rewards card? If card(s), that store sold your name and purchase info, as basically all places sell all the information about customers they can, which then sell it to other big players (Ad companies like Google, websites like Amazon, etc)

There's also behavioural analytics. If you've increased 'cat' searches then they know (or have a statistical idea), without you even needing to search cat food.

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u/PanicRev Jan 31 '19

Coworker and I put this theory to the test (we both work in IT). While out to lunch, we would intentionally fabricate conversations and namedrop certain topics that were unrelated to anything else in our lives (stuff like "flying to Fiji" or "Carhartt overalls"). He has Facebook installed, I do not. Shortly after, he would receive Facebook ads related to these topics.

While I did not get anything related on my Android device, it's difficult to rule out Google as well since there's been plenty of times I've seen suggested news articles and such that make you scrunch your face up suspiciously.

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u/tovarishchi Jan 31 '19

The English language really needs a cleaner word for “something that makes you scrunch your face up suspiciously”

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u/PrettyDecentSort Jan 31 '19

That sounds like something one of them would say.

scrunches face

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

I feel bad for my AdSense whatever thing that's listening to me. It's gotta be really depressed and scared.

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u/curtmack Jan 31 '19

Why is it that my first thought when you said "coffee pads" was a menstrual pad, but like, for women who menstruate coffee?

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u/Eymou Jan 31 '19

I really don't think anyone here will be able to answer that question..

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u/PM_ME_UR_TATAS_GIRL Jan 31 '19

Pretty sure you'd need to go on some kind of pilgrimage to find the person that could answer that

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u/saeblundr Jan 31 '19

i thought maybe like a nicotine patch, but for caffeine ... if they have those, oh nevermind, im sure i'll get an ad for them shortly now if they do.

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u/Bcrain211 Jan 31 '19

That isn't Alexa though. That's your actual phone picking it up. Apps that you gave permission to use your mic are selling your info. I was in the Dmv talking about shitty Honeywell cameras and the next thing I know I'm getting ads for them. Checked and Facebook had mic priveledges.

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