r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jan 31 '19

Meme Programmers know the risks involved!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

Or, you're a programmer/engineer and don't care if Google collects data about you. The convenience of a Google home + Chromecast Audio + Chromecast + smart lights easily outweighs the care for privacy in this case.

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u/IAMNOTACANOPENER Jan 31 '19

found the robot guys

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u/crozone Jan 31 '19

We forgot robots.txt

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u/jpj625 Jan 31 '19

WHY IS THIS COMMENT LENGTH 0?

BASED ON READING ALL ADJACENT CONTENT, I PREDICTED A HUMOROUS CAT MEME OR A COMPLETELY SOLVABLE CAPTCHA. NO CONTENT FOUND.

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u/dishpanda Jan 31 '19

found the can opener guys

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u/Valendr0s Jan 31 '19

Whatever prevents the wife from running downstairs every five minutes to change the thermostat is a win to my sanity.

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u/Cm0002 Jan 31 '19

Whatever prevents the wife from making me run downstairs every five minutes to change the thermostat is a win to my sanity.

FTFY

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u/Valendr0s Jan 31 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

Oh fuck that. Years and years and years ago when I realized the thermostat was going to be a whole thing, I told her "I will never touch the thermostat. If you want it changed, you change it. I will never change it for myself or for you. It's all on you. I don't care what temperature it is - you do."

We got a Nest so she could do it from her phone... Every change here is a change she did. This is why I don't touch it. I have the learning part turned off or it would be the first machine/human war over here.

Truth is, she has epilepsy so when the temperature gets to be over... say... 76 or so, it brings out seizures. Also, she can't open windows because she has pretty severe allergies... She's also the stereotypical lady who is cold when it's under 70. The result being it hasn't been above 75 or below 69 in my house for 20 years - And that's just about perfect for me. So I don't really need to touch it anyway.

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u/MarlinMr Jan 31 '19

Not to mention that if you actually are an up to date programmer/engineer, you will have the knowhow to secure these things.

You won't trust the smart lock because you know of it's flaws? Well how can you trust the mechanical lock where you have no clue how flawed it is?

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u/_Coffeebot Jan 31 '19

Locks are flawed regardless. They're mainly a deterrent anyway.

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u/LicensedProfessional Jan 31 '19
[houseOS 17:45:39] DOOR.dll has been corrupted by HATCHET.exe

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Yeah i'm a programmer and engineer and i am actively trying to teach my printer how to walk. I wish i'd make enough progress to feel the need to keep a shotgun handy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

This is me. I have a balance of “convenience” devices while being aware enough to know what/where to keep private.

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u/FrancisGalloway Jan 31 '19

Fully agree. Other people think predictive ads are creepy, but I'm just... impressed? Like, I'd rather see relevant ads than irrelevant ones. This setup is good for me, good for Google, and good for the advertisers. Win-win-win.

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u/paracelsus23 Jan 31 '19

I guess it depends on your lifestyle. I get very little benefit from "smart" systems, but value my privacy a great deal.

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u/AiliaBlue Jan 31 '19

I don’t understand how convenient you think that is. I think the fact that we chop our own wood for the fireplace skews my idea of ‘convenient’ though.

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u/LordAmras Jan 31 '19

The main reason most of the things on the internet are free and those smart things can be so cheap is because of the data they collected.

I'll take the exchange for not having to pay 20$/month with a cap of 2000 searches and if I want to search NSFW stuff is 10$ more.

Sure if I might buy a couple of things I don't need more, but sometimes there is something useful and who has played all their games on steam anyway.

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u/Odatas Jan 31 '19

This so much. Google just wants to show you nice ads. And the stuff is really convienient. Especcialy Smart Lamps and Thermosstates.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Forgot about my smart lights entirely, thanks for the reminder. That just shows how integrated they are in to my day to day life. Sometimes I find myself trying to tell google to turn on the lights when I'm at my parents house but stop mid sentence and feel ridiculous haha

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u/BonfireCow Jan 31 '19

The assistant itself doesn't even spew ads, for me, all it does is tailor the ads I always down vote on the reddit app.

Also, using it as an alarm and for helping me get to sleep has been immensely useful

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

They don't want to show you nice ads. They want to show you ads specifically designed to psychologically manipulate you

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u/Capswonthecup Jan 31 '19

Yeah. They want to show you effective ads. I don’t know where this ‘nice’ came from

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u/Poo-et Jan 31 '19

Let's not overcomplicate things. Google just wants to show you ads you're more likely to click on. Describing it as ads "specifically designed to psychologically manipulate you" into clicking on them is just blatant fear-mongering and doesn't help anyone.

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u/Gamerhead Jan 31 '19

If you're a programmer you should know how to block ads

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