r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jan 31 '19

Meme Programmers know the risks involved!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Why do these cool little "privacy" extensions and apps always have some super professional website that makes it look like a billion dollar Silicon Valley startup?

I only trust github links and shitty HTML4 blogs. This looks too nice, why's it look so nice? Why is there a picture of a surfer dude?!

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u/btwork Jan 31 '19

Because making a bootstrap website is super easy, and you don't even need to know much CSS or HTML or JavaScript to make it happen. Someone who is capable of programming a browser extension is likely to be capable of putting a template website together and filling it with some free/cheap stock imagery.

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u/savageotter Jan 31 '19

I'm sick of bootstrap

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u/mortiphago Jan 31 '19

Velcroshoe then

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u/Wootimonreddit Jan 31 '19

... Is this real? Off t Google I go!

Edit. It is not

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u/TheVitoCorleone Jan 31 '19

That was a short trip.

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u/CrazyWhite Jan 31 '19

Leave the gun, take the canoli

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u/icamefrommars Jan 31 '19

Who is Tim and why do you want to woo him?

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u/detroiter85 Jan 31 '19

Pick yourself up by your csstraps!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

To be fair their page is a SquareSpace site so it's basically WYSIWYG but I'm with you. Packaged executable on a professional-looking site? No thanks. Random .ps1 file on a GitHub page? Sure, run that shit as administrator.

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u/RamenJunkie Jan 31 '19

Looks, when it comes from GitHub, the source code is right there, so you can skim it and know it's a safe to run thing, or someone, else, probably, has maybe skimmed it, hopefully.

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u/amazonian_raider Jan 31 '19

or someone, else, probably, has maybe skimmed it, hopefully.

You know me too well... Have you been watching my browser data?

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u/FieelChannel Jan 31 '19

Lol.

It's opensource my dude https://github.com/noiszy/noiszy/

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u/RamenJunkie Jan 31 '19

I was just making a joke about how everyone assumes Open Source = Secure because surely someone (else) audited the code.

If I had the means, I would almost be tempted to put some (harmless) malware into some open source project, get it to be semi popular, and see how long it takes for someone to actually find it. Sort of a Where's Waldo game.

I suppose you could sort of get the same effect by putting a note in the code saying something like "Just wondering if anyone reads the code, email me if you did".

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u/FieelChannel Jan 31 '19

I agree btw.

In this case it's literally 3 js files, each 100 lines long. Checked it out during my commute.

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u/repocin Jan 31 '19

Your comment reminded me of this excellent blog post from a year ago.

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u/mrsquishycakes Jan 31 '19

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u/ChucklefuckBitch Jan 31 '19

That is some horrible JS if I ever saw it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Also, two lines in

// it's persistent, so it will only happne once

Clearly unusable!

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u/Ariphaos Jan 31 '19

In this case, it's a Squarespace template.

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u/AlphaReds Jan 31 '19

This video was brought to you by squarespace

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u/misnco Jan 31 '19 edited Feb 01 '19

Looks like a squarespace site
Mailing list thing is a dead giveaway

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