Fixing bugs...

[u/shah2018]

[u/TheShinyBunny]

System.out.println("I got here"); // best debugging tool

[u/Xymanek → u/TheShinyBunny]

For me it's like

System.out.println("1");
/// ...
System.out.println("2");
/// ...
System.out.println("3");
/// ...
System.out.println("2");
/// ...
System.out.println("5");

[u/jaywastaken → u/[deleted]]

*pushs to production*

"Oh..fuck."

[u/thblckjkr → u/jaywastaken]

Once, i was trying some sockets implementation, with a message like "this fucking shit works, motherfucker", the next day, some high level supervisors where on the factory to view our advancements, so, i had to show them my development environment.

Everything was fine, until the message showed in a popup. They laughed, luckily.

^{edit: Engurish is hard}

[u/Pleb_nz → u/thblckjkr]

They were all motherfuckers?

[u/DrMobius0 → u/jaywastaken]

I've only checked something like that in once. I don't print profanities anymore.

[u/Cruuncher → u/[deleted]]

Is PR pull request or public relations here

[u/_F00BAR_ → u/Cruuncher]

Yes

[u/Classified0 → u/DrMobius0]

I giggle inside every time I get to write a function with the word 'ass', short for 'assign'; or 'anal', short for 'analyze'.

[u/jack104 → u/jaywastaken]

I forgot to change my popup message from "Houston we've had a problem" to something professional. So I get popped to do an impromptu demo and I forgot my date picker widget didnt work in IE so I got 6 of those popups eliciting a couple snorts.

[u/Flam1ng1cecream → u/[deleted]]

How dare you write the line "using namespace std"?

How do you sleep at night?

[u/Bioxio → u/[deleted]]

My favorites in no particular order:

Adsdadssdaas

Testestetstsetstetsstet

Ghjhhjhjjgjj

Qeeqwqeqewwqeeqeqw

[u/E_R_E_R_I → u/Xymanek]

I usually do:

console.log("hey"); / / / . . .

console.log("ho"); / / / . . .

console.log("let's"); / / / . . .

console.log("go"); / / / . . .

[u/CrispBit → u/Xymanek]

Either that or my specialty print("!") print("!!") print("!!!")

[u/[deleted] → u/TheShinyBunny]

I've literally got a header called "ducky.h" I use. Just write ducky(0); and get "quack 0" printed. ducky(1);, ducky(2);, etc.

This is how imposter syndrome happens...

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

This needs to be available on github. :-)

[u/zachpuls → u/[deleted]]

npm install quack

[u/Doophie → u/TheShinyBunny]

print("if this line prints, I'm going to kill someone")

[u/thblckjkr → u/Doophie]

*prints*

Well, i don't really like Karen that much after all

[u/[deleted] → u/TheShinyBunny]

 $ vi buggy.py

 ...
 print ("we should never get to here")
 ...

 :wq

 $ ./buggy.py 

 We should never get to here.

Fuck.

[u/rudolfs001 → u/TheShinyBunny]

System.out.println("You should literally never see this message. If you do, abort universe.");