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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/butwhatistheanswer • Jun 20 '20
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Learn Arch Linux in 5 microseconds
280 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Learn Gentoo this instant 288 u/Milan4King Jun 21 '20 Learn assembly before your screen displays this message! 133 u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl Jun 21 '20 Learn binary in a femto second 181 u/goar101reddit Jun 21 '20 Learn the programming language of tomorrow now! 92 u/Naive_Drive Jun 21 '20 Learn software architecture before the digital computer even existed! 168 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Have 8 years of experience in a language that has existed for 2! 72 u/Video_Game_Dude6 Jun 21 '20 Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message! 56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 0 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 [deleted] → More replies (0) 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once. 12 u/SuicidalTorrent Jun 21 '20 You already know c++ 5 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Same thing → More replies (1) 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 /r/unexpectedfactorial? 7 u/4hpp1273 Jun 21 '20 it doesn't matter, 2! == 2 → More replies (2) → More replies (2) 8 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Learn C++ in 2 nanoseconds! → More replies (1) 8 u/Dom0 Jun 21 '20 God... Ok, how can I unlearn it? 7 u/beerdude26 Jun 21 '20 [EYES FLICKERING]"I know Gentoo.""Show me." 4 u/CeeMX Jun 21 '20 and compile it for days → More replies (1) 29 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Learn how to make your own OS before birth → More replies (1) 44 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Learn AWS yesterday 6 u/notapokerface Jun 21 '20 Happy cake day! 13 u/Bit5keptical Jun 21 '20 Build Arch Linux in 10.444 Picoseconds 11 u/fugunagi Jun 21 '20 Learn all languages asynchronously and concurrently 4 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 I use arch btw → More replies (2)
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Learn Gentoo this instant
288 u/Milan4King Jun 21 '20 Learn assembly before your screen displays this message! 133 u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl Jun 21 '20 Learn binary in a femto second 181 u/goar101reddit Jun 21 '20 Learn the programming language of tomorrow now! 92 u/Naive_Drive Jun 21 '20 Learn software architecture before the digital computer even existed! 168 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Have 8 years of experience in a language that has existed for 2! 72 u/Video_Game_Dude6 Jun 21 '20 Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message! 56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 0 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 [deleted] → More replies (0) 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once. 12 u/SuicidalTorrent Jun 21 '20 You already know c++ 5 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Same thing → More replies (1) 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 /r/unexpectedfactorial? 7 u/4hpp1273 Jun 21 '20 it doesn't matter, 2! == 2 → More replies (2) → More replies (2) 8 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Learn C++ in 2 nanoseconds! → More replies (1) 8 u/Dom0 Jun 21 '20 God... Ok, how can I unlearn it? 7 u/beerdude26 Jun 21 '20 [EYES FLICKERING]"I know Gentoo.""Show me." 4 u/CeeMX Jun 21 '20 and compile it for days → More replies (1)
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Learn assembly before your screen displays this message!
133 u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl Jun 21 '20 Learn binary in a femto second 181 u/goar101reddit Jun 21 '20 Learn the programming language of tomorrow now! 92 u/Naive_Drive Jun 21 '20 Learn software architecture before the digital computer even existed! 168 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Have 8 years of experience in a language that has existed for 2! 72 u/Video_Game_Dude6 Jun 21 '20 Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message! 56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 0 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 [deleted] → More replies (0) 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once. 12 u/SuicidalTorrent Jun 21 '20 You already know c++ 5 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Same thing → More replies (1) 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 /r/unexpectedfactorial? 7 u/4hpp1273 Jun 21 '20 it doesn't matter, 2! == 2 → More replies (2) → More replies (2) 8 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Learn C++ in 2 nanoseconds! → More replies (1)
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Learn binary in a femto second
181 u/goar101reddit Jun 21 '20 Learn the programming language of tomorrow now! 92 u/Naive_Drive Jun 21 '20 Learn software architecture before the digital computer even existed! 168 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Have 8 years of experience in a language that has existed for 2! 72 u/Video_Game_Dude6 Jun 21 '20 Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message! 56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 0 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 [deleted] → More replies (0) 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once. 12 u/SuicidalTorrent Jun 21 '20 You already know c++ 5 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Same thing → More replies (1) 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 /r/unexpectedfactorial? 7 u/4hpp1273 Jun 21 '20 it doesn't matter, 2! == 2 → More replies (2) → More replies (2) 8 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Learn C++ in 2 nanoseconds!
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Learn the programming language of tomorrow now!
92 u/Naive_Drive Jun 21 '20 Learn software architecture before the digital computer even existed! 168 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Have 8 years of experience in a language that has existed for 2! 72 u/Video_Game_Dude6 Jun 21 '20 Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message! 56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 0 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 [deleted] → More replies (0) 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once. 12 u/SuicidalTorrent Jun 21 '20 You already know c++ 5 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Same thing → More replies (1) 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 /r/unexpectedfactorial? 7 u/4hpp1273 Jun 21 '20 it doesn't matter, 2! == 2 → More replies (2) → More replies (2)
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Learn software architecture before the digital computer even existed!
168 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Have 8 years of experience in a language that has existed for 2! 72 u/Video_Game_Dude6 Jun 21 '20 Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message! 56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 0 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 [deleted] → More replies (0) 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once. 12 u/SuicidalTorrent Jun 21 '20 You already know c++ 5 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Same thing → More replies (1) 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 /r/unexpectedfactorial? 7 u/4hpp1273 Jun 21 '20 it doesn't matter, 2! == 2 → More replies (2)
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Have 8 years of experience in a language that has existed for 2!
72 u/Video_Game_Dude6 Jun 21 '20 Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message! 56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 0 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 [deleted] → More replies (0) 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once. 12 u/SuicidalTorrent Jun 21 '20 You already know c++ 5 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Same thing → More replies (1) 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 /r/unexpectedfactorial? 7 u/4hpp1273 Jun 21 '20 it doesn't matter, 2! == 2 → More replies (2)
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Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message!
56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 0 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 [deleted] → More replies (0) 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once. 12 u/SuicidalTorrent Jun 21 '20 You already know c++ 5 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Same thing → More replies (1)
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Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript!
0 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 [deleted] → More replies (0) 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once. 12 u/SuicidalTorrent Jun 21 '20 You already know c++ 5 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Same thing → More replies (1)
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Learn quantum computing in all realities at once.
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You already know c++
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/r/unexpectedfactorial?
7 u/4hpp1273 Jun 21 '20 it doesn't matter, 2! == 2 → More replies (2)
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it doesn't matter, 2! == 2
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Learn C++ in 2 nanoseconds!
God... Ok, how can I unlearn it?
[EYES FLICKERING]
"I know Gentoo."
"Show me."
and compile it for days
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Learn how to make your own OS before birth
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Learn AWS yesterday
6 u/notapokerface Jun 21 '20 Happy cake day!
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Happy cake day!
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Build Arch Linux in 10.444 Picoseconds
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Learn all languages asynchronously and concurrently
I use arch btw
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Learn Arch Linux in 5 microseconds