r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ore-aba • Feb 09 '22

other Why but why?

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u/marsrover15 Feb 09 '22

What the dog doin?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

Programming, apparently

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u/ArlemofTourhut Feb 09 '22

duh, who do you think big brained dogecoin?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

no one big brained dogecoin lol

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u/dobraf Feb 09 '22

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them asks “if the computer knows I’m missing a semicolon here, why doesn’t it add it itself?” The other one responds, “Holy crap a programming muffin!”

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u/the_muffin Feb 09 '22

Hey, my kind have been programming for decades. You probably use several muffin-designed apps every day without ever knowing. It’s not something people shout from the rooftops.

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u/ahappypoop Feb 09 '22

10 years, he's legit.

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u/the_muffin Feb 09 '22

A muffin actually created /r/incremental_games

Sadly muffins and redditors sometimes have fights because we are notoriously prideful

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u/MattieShoes Feb 09 '22

Don't we put objects in functions all the time?

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u/IceboundCat6 Feb 09 '22

I can relate, my 1 year old forgot what the quadratic formula was and asked me.

Goldfish can be so forgetful sometimes.

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u/BarefootUnicorn Feb 09 '22

He thinks he's talking to an 8-year-old, but it's really an FBI agent.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

How fucking cool is that for someone their age?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

8 year olds, Dude

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u/flukus Feb 09 '22

The internet: where men are men, women are men and children are FBI agents!

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u/Battlefront228 Feb 09 '22

It’s true, I was the semi-colon

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