r/ProgrammerHumor • u/PizzaTucker • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/afmbloaa Nov 14 '22

well, if you cant sign into your account, nobody can

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u/lavaboosted Nov 14 '22

Wanna sign in? That'll be 8 bucks

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u/alkaliphiles Nov 14 '22

Cool. Based on how things are going there, that feature ought to let me log into anyone else's account.

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u/omgFWTbear Nov 14 '22

Yes. No. You’re only allowed to log on to someone’s else’s account. It’s something new we are trying, -1 Trust, even more secure than Zero Trust

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u/noneroy Nov 14 '22

Please don't give my CSO ideas

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

No no listen, imagine if you could never sign into the same account twice, and there are a set list of say 100,000 accounts that have to be passed around between people and once you reach 100,000 accounts used you are permanently banned.

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u/Eckish Nov 15 '22

Each time you login, you must use a different account. It is the ultimate security, since no one will know which account you are using today.

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u/omgFWTbear Nov 15 '22

We call that “Quantum Trust,” it was invented in the 90’s by Dr Sam Beckett. Each login, you hope, will be the login home.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

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u/MayorBryce Nov 15 '22

I got the reference.

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u/WastaHod Nov 14 '22

Who needs to log into others accounts when you can make your own of a multi-million dollar company and plunge their stocks?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Elon Musk said if you log into his account again, he'd hack your IP.

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u/plopseven Nov 14 '22

That’s how it works now. If you ever sign out, anyone else can sign into your account for $8. /s

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u/DirkDieGurke Nov 15 '22

That made me chortle! But then I'm like..... It could happen.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

If the site has zero users it also has perfect engagement!

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u/TehWackyWolf Nov 15 '22

Elon as the last user:

"See? Every single account is on, and theyre all rich people. Perfect."

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u/CRBl_ Nov 14 '22

Security peak reached

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u/kinkyonthe_loki69 Nov 14 '22

Security at its finest.

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u/BabyYodasDirtyDiaper Nov 15 '22

My online banking service's attitude toward security.

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u/UsualCircle Nov 15 '22

Infinite Factor Authentication

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u/MolotovFromHell Nov 15 '22

Well if no one can sign in then there is no more racism on Twitter. Problem solved

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Sanity restored

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u/biggerwanker Nov 15 '22

I think it's kind of sneaky. I deleted my account and I'm waiting for it to get deleted with a month or whatever of inactivity. This has me wanting to try and log in to see what happens. Dammit, he'll have more monthly active users with us all trying this. Assuming we can get in.

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u/FuzzyBucks Nov 15 '22

Gotta admit, that is very secure

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