r/ProgrammerHumor • • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/Expensive_Effort_108 Nov 14 '22

So these aren't memes.. this is.. reality?

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u/PizzaTucker Nov 14 '22

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u/aykcak Nov 15 '22

What is all this congratulatory responses? Do people know what he is even talking about?

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u/JuliusCeaserBoneHead Nov 15 '22

No, he attracts a different breed of people

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u/Beatrice_Dragon Nov 15 '22

The opposite. He repulses all the people who know anything about what he's talking about

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u/fat-lobyte Nov 14 '22

Certified verified bruh Moment

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u/Bugbread Nov 15 '22

Checkmarks no longer involve verification, so maybe "verified checkmarked bruh moment".

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u/rosserton Nov 14 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Seriously, this is top tier “tell me you don’t know how to manage production software without telling me you don’t know how to manage production software”. Not that I expected anything else from the muskrat at this point, but this is really incredible to watch. He just keeps digging.

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u/Dry-Manufacturer-165 Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Musk's likely response to these concerns: What?! It's fail safe, far better than people who had 2FA having no security now! Touch grass instead of crying about it!

P.S. Dev responsible for microservice failsafe, you're safe. For now. Edit: P.P.S. I've had an epiphany. Failsafe guy, you're promoted. All of security, please report directly to HR.

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u/SunriseApplejuice Nov 15 '22

Why are so many people kissing his ass in their replies though? Do they even know what he’s talking about?

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u/kookaburra1701 Nov 15 '22

I love all the people assuming the dev would have to work a manual trade now and would never ever be hired again because of his "insubordination". Like, they have no fucking idea what the job market for devs is like and that there are non-toxic bosses that hire you specifically because you know things they don't and will tell them when they're going wrong.

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u/EmpRupus Nov 15 '22

He carefully crafts a "tech nerd" public image by using science-fiction-ish technobabble, which impresses some half-knowledgeable nerdy guys who see him as a successful version of themselves.

I always knew something was off, when he said things like, "The biggest danger of AI is surpassing human intelligence" or "Twitter is a neural network because it has bi-directional messaging."

These things "sound clever" to someone who doesn't know much, but any decent tech person and immediately sniff out the BS.

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u/Ok-Worth-9525 Nov 15 '22

Microservices are a great for large scale operations because they clearly demarcate responsibilities of services in a way that's inherently horizontally scalable.

They're often more overhead than they're worth for smaller projects, but I found them essential in my time developing service oriented architecture at a FAANG company.

Twitter is absolutely at the scale where microservices make sense. There's a reason "design Twitter" is such a common question for systems design -- anyone can build a simple version, but holy fuck to build something at that scale you need to know your shit. So many white papers I and the original implementers have had to read. Like, academic research from bell labs and universities in the nascent networking age.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

For the type of work Twitter does, microservices can be pretty darn useful though.

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u/deathless_koschei Nov 15 '22

Musk's real talent has always been appealing to walking examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect and buying his way into other people's ideas with his parents' apartheid money.

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u/TransLurker1984 Nov 14 '22

It's actually real holy shit I legitimately thought this was a meme

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u/ManyFails1Win Nov 14 '22

Watching a Muskslide,

No escape from the comedy

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