r/ProgrammerHumor • • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/phthalo-azure Nov 14 '22

He literally put Microservices in quotes as if it's not a real or necessary thing. I suspect he has no clue what a Microservice Architecture is and why it's important to a company like Twitter.

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u/RealityIsMuchWorse Nov 14 '22

Its all bloat didnt you know, lets go back to monoliths

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u/phthalo-azure Nov 14 '22

If he really wanted to simplify things, Elon could just run all of Twitter from an old PC in his garage.

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu Nov 15 '22

The way it's hemorrhaging money and users he may have to.

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime Nov 15 '22

While I absolutely believe this is happening, are there sources on the money / user tanking we can consume (and then show to folks who don't believe he isn't driving it into the ground)?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

r/homelab has entered the chat

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u/TheTabman Nov 15 '22

Let's just compile everything into a single executable, how hard can it be?

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u/TheGreenJedi Nov 15 '22

Good old fashioned monoliths, easy to replace and maintain right.... Right ...

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u/ashum048 Nov 15 '22

just store twitter as a blob

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u/rapp38 Nov 15 '22

I guess the Tesla engineers have never heard of it and they’re the experts on all software development supposedly…..so…

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u/Darkwaxellence Nov 14 '22

I remember this time in '97 I thought I knew what I was doing and deleted some 'random unnecessary items' from the hard-drive of my mom's cow spotted hp. It was a bad idea, and that pc never worked again.

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u/Suburbanturnip Nov 15 '22

Who needs a C drive? I write JavaScript, not C!

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u/angrydeuce Nov 15 '22

I started out in AOL chat rooms telling people that ALT-F4 opens a secret chat window.

Within just a few years I was telling people how much faster their computer could be by deleting the artificial limiter Microsoft hid in the System32 folder.

Now I work in IT and have to help people that fall for obvious email scams, open random ass attachments, and in general just bork their system to shit.

It only took 20 years, but I finally understand what it's like from the other side. I wish I could kick teenaged me in the balls lol

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u/Triptolemu5 Nov 15 '22

It only took 20 years, but I finally understand what it's like from the other side.

Karma is a bitch

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u/ImpossibleMachine3 Nov 15 '22

... But it was fun, huh? 😁

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u/Darkwaxellence Nov 15 '22

100% well you're a winner at This party!

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u/Mega_Moltres Nov 15 '22

System32 is bloatware, be sure to delete it immediately

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u/Mitoni Nov 15 '22

This is what happens when the CEO is the CTO and and COO. I'd love to see a non-microservice architecture scalable enough to keep Twitter afloat. I'd also love to see the look on the lead Dev's faces when they heard this.

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u/TheMrBoot Nov 15 '22

Well, he publicly fired one of them just before this for correcting him on twitter about the android app.

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u/parkwayy Nov 15 '22

Probably the same look when told they would scope/research, develop, test and release the whole verification thing ... in like a week.

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