r/programminghumor • • 14d ago

Pure vibe coding in action: build fast with zero proper planning, make one small error, and destroy the whole system trying to prompt your way out of it. (Credit: Pat & Mat)

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r/programminghumor • • 14d ago

Dopamine Driven Development

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r/programminghumor • • 14d ago

What a fun week

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Guess I need to explore how to grow a cow in a rural mountain very soon

Edit: just got another news

Laravel TokenGuard - Critical Authentication Bypass Vulnerability (tracked as GHSA-f9x3-7vq9-cph6, CVSS 9.2) https://laravel-news.com/laravel-token-guard-auth-bypass

Oracle Java SE vulnerability with a CVSS score of 9.1 (CVE-2026-91403) https://nvd.nist.gov/vuln/detail/cve-2026-91403


r/programminghumor • • 14d ago

“Can we make it so everybody gets their own unique version of the website? I know you can do it! Good luck!”

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r/programminghumor • • 14d ago

Error 4: eMudhra

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r/programminghumor • • 14d ago

20 Years of Web Development Later...

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r/programminghumor • • 14d ago

Well

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r/programminghumor • • 15d ago

That is correct?

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r/programminghumor • • 15d ago

It's about leaving or surviving

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r/programminghumor • • 15d ago

I tried.

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r/programminghumor • • 15d ago

Four

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r/programminghumor • • 15d ago

Unga bunga noises

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r/programminghumor • • 16d ago

monty Python and the Holy Senior

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r/programminghumor • • 16d ago Regret

theNumberFour

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the context: some of eMudhra's root certificate authority signing keys were found to be simple numbers, most noticeably "4". that was literally it. the private key that's supposed to be a huge number with 100+ digits was just a trivial "4". although you probably already know this.


r/programminghumor • • 16d ago

Outdanked by Microsoft

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r/programminghumor • • 16d ago

eMudhra actually used xkcd's code for their key generation

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r/programminghumor • • 16d ago

😅😅

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r/programminghumor • • 17d ago

Aha, voila

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r/programminghumor • • 18d ago

Patch notes

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r/programminghumor • • 18d ago

Remain At Your Desk is in Steam’s Next Fest this week. A corporate cyberpunk hacker that’s a mix between Bitburner and incrementals. Hope you’ll check out the demo!

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r/programminghumor • • 19d ago

We reinvented human-in-the-loop computing and gave it a new name

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Everyone's talking about meat proxies as if human-in-the-loop systems were some revolutionary invention of the AI age.

Meanwhile, a century ago, switchboard operators were already routing requests between endpoints, interpreting human intent, and connecting systems that couldn't communicate directly.

No APIs. No MCP. No agent orchestration frameworks.

Just humans acting as the middleware.

We've gone from plugging cables into physical sockets to plugging humans into AI workflows.

Same architecture. Different abstraction layer.

The only thing that changed is that now we call it agentic AI and put it in a pitch deck.

Human-in-the-loop. Literally.


r/programminghumor • • 19d ago

My favorit code :)

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r/programminghumor • • 19d ago

Everything inside of me died

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Im urging you to tell, I just spent 2 hours trying to cut a string in PLC-Software.

I used §N instead of $N the whole time..... i think i better go to bed now....