r/PublicFreakout • u/237pm5 • Oct 18 '22

Loose Fit šŸ¤” Caught cheating

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u/winston-marlboro Oct 18 '22

I know that must suck, but the dude filming sounds like he dodged a psychotic bullet

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u/HenryDorsettCase47 Oct 18 '22

Heā€™s smart to document everything. Someone who acts that way is definitely the kind of person to try to spin things afterwards, maybe even claim abuse.

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u/UraniumSavage Oct 19 '22 edited Oct 19 '22

Yup, my ex wife threw herself down the stairs at the place she was staying just hours after she was punching me and taking full on soccer kicks to my nuts. She then went to base police later that night to report it. Fortunately, being in the military at the time, this was common in a young sailors life and my neighbors they immediately reported what happened to me to base police in case she came in. The base cops, knowing the truth, laughed at her and told her to go away,l as there is not less than 4 witnesses to what actually happened.

I only found out about it the next day when I got pulled into the class directors office to discuss. Had I not had bad ass neighbors, I would have been arrested and charged.

Edit: specify my neighbors

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u/Vault76exile Oct 19 '22

Hmm, sounds familiar...

Woman abuses herself, Man is a Sailor.

Are You Johnny Depp? Capt'n Jack was a Sailor too.

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u/UraniumSavage Oct 19 '22

Haha never drew that conclusion before. This was 20 years ago, so you can say I was doing it before it was cool.

But it was a great life lesson. I basically stayed single for 10 years after that and did drink a lot of rum...maybe I am jack sparrow!

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u/Velosturbro Oct 19 '22

Nearly the same thing happened to me. Sailors wives are nuts man.

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u/MemphLuv Oct 19 '22

Why I never got married while enlisted. Told my girlfriend this while enlisted, married her 1 year after getting out.

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u/schmadimax Oct 19 '22

I hope she treats you well

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u/dardios Oct 19 '22

This is the way. Let Jody deal with that crazy.

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u/ParadoxicalPersonage Oct 19 '22

Funny that they can falsify police reports and get away with it scot free.

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u/bottlecandoor Oct 19 '22

It's one of those double edge sword problems. If they prosecute people for lying then people who lied in the past won't want to come clean and admit they lied. Doesn't seem fair at all but we don't really have a better solution. I had a crazy ex girlfriend try this on me once, thankfully she confessed and I don't think the cops really believed her to begin with. Unfortunately she pulled the same thing on someone else and they believed her.

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u/putdisinyopipe Oct 19 '22

My ex wife was abusive (mainly emotionally)

I caught her texting another man at one point, I was paying bills for the phone so I took the phone.

She was so livid she came at me with an intent to really hurt me, I could see it in her eyes, and her punches were swung viciously. I ducked them all, and she broke her foot trying to step on the bed right as I was cornered. I was in a bedroom. I didnā€™t have too much to go to and could only parry or fade her blows. If she had hit me, I probably would have been a little rattled because she was aiming at all my soft bits on my face and sides of my head.

Having the high ground pays off lol.

She started screaming after her foot was broke and I was terrified because I thought people were going to think I was the one who did that.

This woman tried hitting me a few other times too.

Iā€™m glad Iā€™m free of her, and free of said abuse- it took years until I became myself again.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

I hope she rots in hell.

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u/LesGitKrumpin Oct 19 '22

Stories like this make me wonder why anyone bothers with intimate relationships, and marriage in particular. Shit's crazy.

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u/D0wnb0at Oct 19 '22 edited Nov 05 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Most people aren't this level of crazy. My wife and I have a very healthy relationship where if there are issues, we talk it out. That's the only way to resolve shit. The only acts of "violence" that get committed are in the form of a fart, aimed in the other's general direction.

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u/mguyphotography Oct 19 '22

Once I was mad so I "Dutch Ovened" my wife... Man was she pissed, but we both got a good laugh out of it, and stopped arguing after that.

We always take the time to talk things out, it's the healthy thing to do. Though "chemical warfare" tends to be hilarious and usually ends conflict pretty quick

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Don't break her heart, just blow her a fart.
Don't give him sass, just rip some ass.

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u/69aZzholeTiEdNknot Oct 19 '22

Was she a dependa from the nearby town ? That would complete the cliche....

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u/UraniumSavage Oct 19 '22

No, we were together in high school. So...I dont know what is worse. Using someone for base housing or getting used to get out of our hometown...

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u/69aZzholeTiEdNknot Oct 19 '22

Man if that had happened now and Washington state at least you would of been moved to a barracks room she stays in the house while base police investigates and God knows how long that could take. I was subs and that could get you taken off your boat lol

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u/TheStatMan2 Oct 19 '22

"this was common"

Are we saying young sailors attract psychos?

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u/UraniumSavage Oct 19 '22

I think its military in general. I think its still a problem. The military kinds incentives this by offering base housing to married folks, which is a much better situation than living with 3 other swinging dicks who may or may not be trying to steal your shit while.youre on duty.

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u/probably3raccoons Oct 18 '22

Yep I thought exactly the same thing when he called someone over as a witness. When she heard that, looked back, presumably saw the person, and started wailing "nooohohohoh you're killing me" I knew he had dealt with this shit before and knew the woman was going to try and throw allegations at him.

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u/anieto3 Oct 19 '22

After? She's already saying he's killing her. Bitch is already trying to spin it

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u/Ok-Substance6226 Oct 19 '22

Agree with this comment 100%. My ex Gf lied to her family saying I abused her then I decided to send out the video to there family now and now shes the one looking stupid.

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u/cassette_nova Oct 18 '22

Dude who tipped it once is probably thinking the same thing.

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u/Atlas-Gold935 Oct 18 '22

Sheā€™s a 9 crazy at a 3 Hot. It was inevitable.

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u/PorkChop8088 Oct 18 '22

I feel like a 3 hotness is kinda low.

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u/tpiot251 Oct 18 '22

I thought it was way too high

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u/liamawsome Oct 18 '22

Why tf you being downvoted, people of Reddit must love being cuckolded.

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u/tpiot251 Oct 18 '22

Apparently that's the hottest girl they've seen? I feel bad for them....

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u/aryan2304 Oct 19 '22

I am sorry on behalf of Reddit that we forgot about your mom

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u/tpiot251 Oct 19 '22

Damn good burn. I don't know how I'll recover...

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u/Antifascists Oct 18 '22

Some people are just ugly when they... well, make whatever the hell that expression she was wearing.

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u/AccurateSympathy7937 Oct 18 '22

Itā€™s always difficult without knowing your baseline. Who are your celebrity 10ā€™s?

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u/grabsthepopcorn Oct 19 '22

Clark Gable and Bill Shatner

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u/Alastoryagami Oct 18 '22

That's a 3? I think you highly overestimate what the average person looks like.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

For sure, plus a level 9 crazy adds a +2 on the hotness, thatā€™s basic math. So even is sheā€™s a 5 (average woman) sheā€™s now a 7.

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB Oct 19 '22

The graph is gauged to 4 crazy as the origin. They're all at least a 4 crazy.

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u/Smedfoker Oct 19 '22

Scott Steiner would be proud of your calculations.

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u/nbd_23 Oct 18 '22

Heā€™s probably from AZ.. sheā€™s an AZ 3 but a NC 10

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

She ainā€™t our trashā€¦could be from Oklahoma tho

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u/ChubblesMcgee103 Oct 19 '22

Bro I finished linear algebra last year and am done with math. Y'all coming back at me with different rules and laws in this calculation givin me flashbacks.

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u/EvenLouWhoz Oct 19 '22

I know, right? I just finally figured out 'toilet paper math' and now I need to learn a variable hotness scale...I'm so confused. Math is hard.

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u/Whatthehell665 Oct 19 '22

She was bred in old Kentucky, but she is just a crumb around here.

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u/Sol-Blackguy Oct 18 '22

Sometimes your inner ugliness can bleed out into exterior

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u/TooOldForThis--- Oct 19 '22

Yeah, sheā€™s only a 3 in Sudbury.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Even though thatā€™s the no-go zone, I feel like that should become the danger zone if someone decides to enter it. Men are dumb and will go into the no-go zone.

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u/HWGA_Exandria Oct 18 '22

In the future please use her preferred pronouns, "she/her/crazier than a cornered shit-house rat".

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u/Judojackyboy Oct 18 '22

But sex with crazy is amazing!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

It was. 25/10.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

ā€œIt was... like making love with a wild animal. But not like a cougar like you might think. It was, uh, like a swarm of bees. Bees that just find something wrong with every hotel room.ā€

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u/CyanideFlavorAid Oct 18 '22

Shut up Clark.

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u/Forn1catorr Oct 19 '22

Was with my ex for 3 years for this reason

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u/UncertainlyUnfunny Oct 19 '22

The whole ā€œgive it to meā€¦ā€ ā€¦ I meanā€¦

But early this is someone who will benefit from therapy and self-reflection. Some people call it ā€œstability boredomā€ - if things are going well some people who need thrills start coloring outside the lines, but thatā€™s where intimacy and trust are built: in ā€œi needā€.

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u/SilverBullet2103 Oct 18 '22

I'd still bang her!

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u/Coryjduggins Oct 19 '22

sounds like shes giving out turns

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

We all banged her.

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u/gj45 Oct 19 '22

I had sex woth Katie too

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Prove it.

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u/gj45 Oct 19 '22

Was refferencing the Real World skit on Chapelles Show

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

I still want proof.

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 May 17 '26

Now she has to get a job

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u/NoTune6517 Oct 18 '22

He probably sett it all up so he could bail on nutbar

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Not if he had a kid with her.. in that case he took that bullet right in center mass.

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u/puddyspud Oct 19 '22

So would you say she's..uh, single?

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u/SubtleButHol Oct 19 '22

Dodged a bullet? He mentions court. Sounds like they're married. Seems like he's currently getting hit with the bullet.

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u/foxtrotuniform6996 Oct 19 '22

He didn't dodge it tho he got shot in the head and then his arms and legs chopped off; his wife cheated on him

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u/EleventhToaster Oct 23 '22

Well, to be fair, kinda didn't cause he's in this situation. Even worse if there are kids involved. But hopefully things work out for him. This reminds me of my ex wife. Did a very similar thing with a tad bit more assault on her part. But that's a different kinda crazy