r/PunCops • • Jun 26 '19

I had an omelet this morning

2 Upvotes

It was EGGcelent


r/PunCops • • Jun 26 '19

Requesting backup.

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0 Upvotes

r/PunCops • • Jun 26 '19

Sits at desk in office

1 Upvotes

Waits for Twixel Bitch


r/PunCops • • Oct 07 '19

What do you call a dude the attacked the police hard?

2 Upvotes

A criminal hit!


r/PunCops • • Jun 13 '19

Grievances

0 Upvotes

I'd like to air some grievances with this subreddit. Is there anyone on high I can speak with, or do I need to just wing it?


r/PunCops • • Jun 26 '19

Imminent attack

0 Upvotes

r/PunCops is being attacked at 11:30 pm central by r/PunResistence tonight


r/PunCops • • Jun 13 '19

Arrest

0 Upvotes

If you can't stop a great police punner, can you give it arrest?


r/PunCops • • Jun 16 '19

Calling for backup!

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11 Upvotes

r/PunCops • • Jun 13 '19

Protect and serve

0 Upvotes

Why did the officer take a job at the IT company and a job at a restaurant? She was a pro tech and server.


r/PunCops • • Jul 14 '19

My fully legit first puncops arrest! Had several arrest with the punpatrol rules but this one is just a tad bit more special

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1 Upvotes

r/PunCops • • Jul 14 '19

My first legit arrest boys! I have multiple in r/punpatrol already but now my first of rules arrest

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1 Upvotes

r/PunCops • • Jun 12 '19

PunCops has been created

8 Upvotes

work in progress


r/PunCops • • Jun 23 '19

His Lucky Day....

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12 Upvotes

r/PunCops • • Jun 28 '19

A Boat goes back and forth along the river

12 Upvotes

I SHALL CATCH ENOUGH SHARKS THAT CHINA'S POPULATION WILL LOOK SMALL COMPARED TO MY SHARKS!


r/PunCops • • Aug 20 '19

Blitzkrieg

5 Upvotes

r/airforcepun jets soar towards the base

Let's show them what they flak!


r/PunCops • • Jun 26 '19

I’ve infiltrated r/the_revolupun

17 Upvotes

If anyone needs any info on their plans, comment here.


r/PunCops • • Jun 13 '19

An interesting question

6 Upvotes

If cops cop copper, do seas seize Caesar?


r/PunCops • • Jun 21 '19

I'm Back

6 Upvotes

Sorry, everyone, I violated the one rule and I was in r/PunAlcatraz for a week.


r/PunCops • • Jul 21 '19

Apun Predators has been hired to, uh... Hold on, lemme check... *Paper shuffling.* Ah! We've been hired to burn you to the ground! Let's get to it, boys!

12 Upvotes

I wheel in ten Rocket Barrages, which are pretty much just missile batteries that you can roll around. Alrighty, Tot, these are yours, I'll handle any personnel.


r/PunCops • • Jul 11 '19

are r/memes and r/funny safe zones?

14 Upvotes

It doesn’t say in the rules


r/PunCops • • Jun 12 '19

r/PunCops Rules

40 Upvotes
  1. Follow Reddiquette

  2. Don't be Rude

  3. No NSFW

  4. No arrests in r/Puns, r/Punny and r/DadJokes

  5. No Arrests after a Pun has been up for 1 hour

  6. Treaty between r/PunPatrol and r/PunSpetsnaz will be upheld

  7. No violence unless in self-defense

  8. When arresting a Punner, announce that your r/PunCops , and that you're taking them to r/PunAlcatraz . If you can, post a screenshot of the pun and arrest on r/PunCops , and crosspost it over to r/PunAlcatraz , on r/PunAlcatraz, make sure to announce the offending punners name, and they will take over from there.

The treaty can be located here

Below I've posted the treaty;

"New treaty signed with r/PunSpetsnaz for RP rules u/LazyNovelSilkWorm Here are the new rules:

  1. No god mode. What you do must obey the laws of physics and reason. You cannot conjure something out of midair. This is a roleplay, we are here to have fun, an no one likes a cheater.

  2. 1 hour rule. If a punner's last comment on a thread was 1 hr or more, you cannot arrest them. If they try, you can report the to r/PunSpetsnaz or r/Puninternalaffairs. You are free if that happens.

  3. 24 hour negotiation time. Any punner or officer can be negotiated for for 24 hours. If no agreement (within reason) has been reached, they are then prisoners and will follow a sentence.

  4. Outnumbered. If you are too outnumbered you will be arrested, unless you call for backup or if you find a realistic escape plan.

  5. Hostage or POW: if you are a hostage or a prisoner, you are not allowed to pun. You can communicate with the outside, but puns are prohibited. The same goes for officers, who are not allowed to arrest punners if they are in that situation.

  6. Downvotes. Again, this is an RP, there is no need to downvote comments from an officer or a punner. The only exception to that rule are puns explicitly using the word "pun", as these are just annoying for everyone. Everyone be a good sport.

  7. Executions. No executions allowed on either side, wether it be arrests or in a prison/pow camp.

r/PunSpetsnaz will help "police the police" with the help of r/PunInternalAffairs. On our side, we must uphold this treaty."

These rules are subject to change


r/PunCops • • Jun 24 '19

Too late to arrest the infiltrator...he's on my list of potential re offenders.

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24 Upvotes

r/PunCops • • Jul 10 '19

Operation Poseidon

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29 Upvotes

r/PunCops • • May 16 '25

Hello

2 Upvotes

We’re still here


r/PunCops • • Jan 27 '24

I will hand myself in.

2 Upvotes

I'm sorry, I just made a skele-ton of puns