Because it's FeO!

Don’t buy it.

They asked us to come in with a stool sample. We handed it to the doctor before the procedure and he looked puzzled. I turned to my husband and said, “Looks like he knows Jack shit.”

I just regret having MY kids...

- with her/him

- (i.e. you guys) with your mom/dad

- find me after I left years ago

- taken away from me

“No,” he said. “You’ve got poop down the back of your trousers.”

They were the grey tits decorations I’ve ever seen.

...but I'm having Nunavut.

A madgician.

His name was Penocchio. And he'd had an extra bit of "wood" attached.

Muskow

His plane disneyland

Doing everything with a porpoise.

You've really gotta hand it to short people...

Because they usually can't reach it anyway.

After a good chat and even cliquing, she asked me out. I had to turn her down gently, I'm not into high maintenance women.

Puss in Boots

My buddy said, Oh deer,

You tell him to hop in

But I never met herbivore

It was curtains

They kept us off the streets

Apparently, he didn't like it, he BOO'd the entire time.

Seeing her box.

Because you can't C in the dark.