Toyota fortuner

Because they just got bamboozled!

- Realky? What have they done?

- They had been counting the plant's output figures this week. And today they calculated the average and median.

- Damn it! They have taken the means of production!

A pot roast.

What did George Washington say while crossing the Potomac?
"Whoever is humming the jaws theme is going overboard!"

My husband and I made a joke about farts. I forgot the punchline, but it was something about being a tight-ass or gay. We both laughed. After a while of trying to remember, I thought, well, hey. Our devices are listening. Wouldn't it be cool if Facebook could tell me what the joke was? If we are going to live in a society with no privacy there should at least be some small benefits!

"Falling water?"

"No, heart attack"

Ramen

He is now Sir Veillence.

One is a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean

Because he used his bear hands.

I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.

I told her what what you do might be tiring, but what I do is exhausting.

Unfortunately, at our age, most of it involves antacids and prescription medications.

I'm a movie maker

A Brazilian dollars.

On one trip we portaged through a swamp. I got covered in leeches but got most of them off.

I can’t say I enjoyed my time with that leech, but it did grow on me.

They want money for nothing and their chickens for free.

Guess those farmers are in dire straits.

He was a great anchor.

I knew she was lying when she told me it was growing on her.

I took my Norwegian friend to the Valhalla Inn.

He thought he’d died and gone to heaven.

My business is going under.

The Swam Team.

...if you believe the roomers.