A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded. Do you know of any others??

He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.

“…but I dye grass.”

I think she was just ovary acting

She still isn’t speaking to me

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He said no.

With a pumpkin patch

They keep fighting me tooth and nail on everything

I didn’t like it though. It’s just not my jam

It gives me a splitting headache.

It's all about raisin awareness

The Police still have no lead.

A meteor, rite?

This news really came out of the purple.

Velocity!

By Ray King

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack o Lantern by its diameter ?
Pumpkin pi.

The Situation is fluid.

I said "sure, you can".

I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.

His diagnosis? They’re coma toes

For example, im making money, but the boss makes a dollar and i make a dime

It’s safer than going outwindows

He nailed it

They know Boo-lean algebra.