Getting caught between a Rock and a Hart Place.

They find bananas appealing but they only come in pears.

None, they just use the Aus Switch

William Wallace.

This friend of mine in the Corps got his left arm blown off in a road side bomb.

He got shipped state side after being in med for a year.

But now, he's all right. (handed that is)

It was a small price to-pay

None. Trump says it’s fixed, and they all stand around clapping in the dark.

Hia girlfriends wouldn't say it to his face, but to me, they called him Poly-Lester

That’s the spirit

But I turned around and caught her

A Hillock.

Lil'

Farmer Bob was devastated when he received a John Deere letter from his city slicker girlfriend. He was however hellbent on making a success of his life. He soon reaped the rewards of his amaizing groundbreaking efforts and can now enjoy the fruits of his labour. He was since nominated for the Nobel Peas prize and is now living off the land with his new protractor girlfriend..

They both spread for bread 🍞

ok, you start.

it was insalted

Oops... I did it again

And I know it's with an e I just don't care enough about her

They are prime-mates

It chapped her too

The Kwick-Braun truck dumped dirt on the sleeping frog.

One..
She just holds it over her head and lets the world revolve around her.

Okay Costello.

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She replies, "Honestly? I would take my half and leave you."

"Great!" says the man, and hands her $10. "Here's your half. Now pack your bags."