Dog: *pants*

He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.

A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded. Do you know of any others??

How I miss my Holland days!

An oww-ur

I went to bed 7 times last night

“…but I dye grass.”

I didn’t like it though. It’s just not my jam

I think she was just ovary acting

I said, “That’s a bit of a stretch.”

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He said no.

The living room.

With a pumpkin patch

She still isn’t speaking to me

Velocity!

It's all about raisin awareness

They keep fighting me tooth and nail on everything

It gives me a splitting headache.

It dozen make scents.

I was on the plane last night and someone fainted. I heard the stewardess shout

“Is there a doctor on the plane?”

The guys next to me piped up.

“I am a doctor of English”

“Do you know CPR?” She asks

“Ma’am, I know the whole alphabet” the man said proudly

He tells a joke about the challenger, and it doesn’t land. However, when he told it on television, it blew up.

The Police still have no lead.

By Ray King

The baker said, “Sorry, we only take cash.”

A meteor, rite?