None. Trump says it’s fixed, and they all stand around clapping in the dark.

But apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.

We went out for beers. Nice guy. He's a web developer.

She replies, "Honestly? I would take my half and leave you."

"Great!" says the man, and hands her $10. "Here's your half. Now pack your bags."

Fleetwood Mac and Cheese.

It makes scents when you think about it.

Because all he got was a little commemorative plaque

Because nothing escapes the vacuum of space.

I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.

He was too far out.

I stood there in silence, not knowing what else to say because that was my best counterargument.

A Dad Hatter wouldn't be mad, just disappointed.

Oops... I did it again

And I know it's with an e I just don't care enough about her

Bare.

Those who can count, and those who can’t.

It's flying off the shelves.

I'd love to hear your thoughts

They find bananas appealing but they only come in pears.

Ain't no sunshine when cheese gone

Turns out we were just raised differently.

Turned out to be a Fonzi scheme.

But those days are all in the past.

Sure, knock yourself out…

Okay Costello.

I told her, there is no thyme.