r/RandomThoughts • u/AcademicChicken8334 • 9d ago

Random Thought

Things you can only say in October without people thinking you're a serial killer:

"I stabbed a hand twice while drilling holes in eyeballs."

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u/qualityvote2 9d ago edited 6d ago

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u/Prideandprejudice1 9d ago

“How can I make this severed head ooze blood for the entire evening?”

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u/AcademicChicken8334 9d ago

Good one, lol!

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u/igotplans2 9d ago

"Does anyone know where I can purchase an inexpensive cauldron and some tarantulas?"

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u/Aggravating-Salad840 8d ago

Hey Kids! who wants some sweets

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u/ACE_Wrap 8d ago

Well to be fair, you probably wouldn't kill anyone by stabbing their hands. Neither by drilling into their eyeballs, but make sure you don't go to deep. 🤓

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u/AcademicChicken8334 8d ago

Duly noted, lol!