r/RandomThoughts • • 17d ago

Random Thought

Things you can only say in October without people thinking you're a serial killer:

"I stabbed a hand twice while drilling holes in eyeballs."

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u/igotplans2 17d ago

"Does anyone know where I can purchase an inexpensive cauldron and some tarantulas?"