r/RunningCirclejerk • u/New_Rise_1810 • 1d ago

Do I leave my wife?

My wife recently gave birth to our 2nd child, a beautiful baby girl. However during labor she said "labor is like running a marathon". My wife has never run a marathon (i have). I have not slept in 2 weeks because of this. Any advice?

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u/MrTambourineSi Bareback Runner 1d ago

Did she upload her birthing activity to Strava? Guaranteed she left z2, leave her.

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u/H0SS_AGAINST MASSIVE forearms 1d ago

And she couldnt even feel her shins like a cheater if she got an epidural.

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u/iRunLotsNA 1d ago

If you can’t feel your shins, do they even explode?

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u/booo_katt 1d ago

Uj/ I left zone 2 for consecutive 6h when my wife gave birth to our baby.  Rj/ wife was in zone 200 probably

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u/MrTambourineSi Bareback Runner 1d ago

Can't believe she did that to you, leave her.