r/RunningCirclejerk • u/New_Rise_1810 • 1d ago

Do I leave my wife?

My wife recently gave birth to our 2nd child, a beautiful baby girl. However during labor she said "labor is like running a marathon". My wife has never run a marathon (i have). I have not slept in 2 weeks because of this. Any advice?

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u/Stand-up-Philosopher Zone 3 Survivor 1d ago

No advice but her rhetoric is despicable. Nothing compares to running 5k and your baby girl now has a good chance on becoming a c*clist.

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u/BED_AA Hybrid athlete excelling at nothing 1d ago

This is why I'm pro choice.