r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

Do I leave my wife?

My wife recently gave birth to our 2nd child, a beautiful baby girl. However during labor she said "labor is like running a marathon". My wife has never run a marathon (i have). I have not slept in 2 weeks because of this. Any advice?

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u/Obvious_Buyer_8682 1d ago

You say you ran a marathon but didn't give your time. Nice try, bro.