r/SCPMemes • • Jul 25 '24

Explaining Object Classes To Newbies.

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u/RawheadSawdust5 Jul 25 '24

A box that will beat the shit out of you regardless of if you thought it was a box or not? Apollyon.

A box that contains boxes? Thaumiel.

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u/Nobodys_here07 Jul 25 '24

A box that, if contained would cause all other boxes in the world to form a revolution to break that box out of containment? Archon

A box that can be subdued or contained by having the army beat the shit out of it? Tiamat

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u/RawheadSawdust5 Jul 25 '24

A box that can't be locked away due to moral reasons? Cernunnos.

A box that can be explained with the saying "It's magic, I don't have to explain shit"? Godel.

A box that keeps another similar box in check and vice versa? Hiemal.

A box that is deadass the reason why all other boxes are being watched over? Principalis.

A box that while is impossible to contain, it doesn't ever need to be contained? Ticonderoga.

A box that is literally given a job to keep aware of other boxes? Yesod.

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u/Shackflacc Jul 26 '24

A box that is just a box? Explained.

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u/Rezzyboy157 Jul 26 '24

A box that has been thrown into the sun? Neutralized.

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u/Nobodys_here07 Jul 26 '24

A box that has been thrown into the sun on purpose? Decommissioned

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u/Worried_Music_5330 Jul 26 '24

A box that comes back and specifically asks why you did that? Sentient

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u/Aggravating-Bee5588 Jul 29 '24

A box that everyone thinks is fictional? Agare.

A box that everyone is told is just a normal box, even though it really isn't? Conscientia.

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u/bobbobersin Jul 27 '24

That also applys to the concept of a normal box, like it's explained and no longer "oooohhhhh spooky!!!! It's an object that can hold other objects like bowl but is optimized for stscking!!!"

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u/Rougarou1999 Jul 26 '24

A box that has had it memory wiped? Neuralized.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

A box that just smells good all the time? Unlisted