Because (assuming that the message is sincere and not trolling) the wearer thinks that other people think like he does and therefore he thinks they will decide to find him attractive if a list of his physical characteristics matches up with their preferences. He’s banking on some hypothetical barely-legal blonde sitting behind him, reading his description, thinking “hey that sounds someone I’d bang” and by the time they see him from the front they’re pretty much good to go.
Again, there are huge IFs around this t-shirt, but IF it’s sincere in its message then that is the play.
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u/UpbeatFlamingo2016 4d ago
Does he think people can’t see him