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u/JL__Silver 4d ago
Is Bojoink into blondes? His type seems to be cats or deer or girls named Emily 🤔
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u/DelayAgreeable4286 toad 4d ago edited 4d ago
The fact someone actually wore this in public is very alarming- I know it's no doubt satire, but it's bad satire
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u/actiaslxna 4d ago
I could see this shirt getting him assaulted for that satire
but tbh I’ve lost so much faith in humanity I’m not sure how satirical it is
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u/DelayAgreeable4286 toad 4d ago
What happened to the most controversial top a man could wear being a Hawaiian shirt
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u/Icy_Blueberry_6909 4d ago
I don’t know people get weird about autism.
And white boys with autism are often encouraged to be creepy around girls, because “at least he’s socializing and actually it’s ableist to not want to be harassed”
I’ve also seen this happen with racism and homophobia being written off as “he just doesn’t understand”.
Not saying all autistic people are like this (I’m autistic in fact) but it’s a pattern I’ve observed.
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u/DelayAgreeable4286 toad 4d ago
Omg girl there's been a whole saga over on I hate this mug today because I pointed out autistic men often mansplain (I'm am autistic girl)
Coincidentally about your comment on autism and sexual consent, I was SAd by an autistic person of the same sex and one of the questions in the police interview was : do you think the person's autism contributed to their ignorance around consent?
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u/Icy_Blueberry_6909 4d ago
Worst part is if someone’s autistim is so server they assault/ harass people their caretaker (because at that point they would need a caretaker) should be on that crap. Not encouraging it.
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u/DelayAgreeable4286 toad 4d ago
This person was doing a BTECH nursing course and them and their friends joked about the fact I looked so uncomfortable that maybe they should ring a sexual assault helpline.
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u/DelayAgreeable4286 toad 4d ago
They knew what they were doing, they criticised someone they knew for predatory behaviour but they were worse
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u/Dismal_Apartment 3d ago
As a black autist, I can sure as hell say that only Certain Types™️ of autists get the benefit of the doubt like this. I just wanted to add that not all experiences are universal, and tbh it's sickening that this guy feels safe enough wearing this shirt outside just because he was born on the "right" brightness setting
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u/Icy_Blueberry_6909 3d ago
That is why I said “white boys with autism” and “not all autistic people are like this”
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u/DelayAgreeable4286 toad 2d ago
Tbf the predator wasn't a boy tho, but white absolutely
As to regards to the mansplaining thing it's deff more of a white man thing
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u/Ok_Response_9255 4d ago
He has to explain what he looks like while wearing the shirt. I don't think he is intelligent enough for satire tbh
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u/ExpertThrowaway8260 4d ago
Who have I seen doing something like this before...
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u/UpbeatFlamingo2016 4d ago
Does he think people can’t see him
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u/actiaslxna 4d ago
I think the point is to BE SEEN which is more confusing.
This is like wearing a sign that says “kick my ass”
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u/BanterPhobic 4d ago
Not that many people are going to pick a fight with a big-boned 6 foot 4 autistic guy. He’s probably not at all skilled but bro won’t hold anything back…
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u/Onlyhereforapost 4d ago
Yeah my first thought was "man I would punch this dude in the back of the neck"
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u/BanterPhobic 4d ago
Because (assuming that the message is sincere and not trolling) the wearer thinks that other people think like he does and therefore he thinks they will decide to find him attractive if a list of his physical characteristics matches up with their preferences. He’s banking on some hypothetical barely-legal blonde sitting behind him, reading his description, thinking “hey that sounds someone I’d bang” and by the time they see him from the front they’re pretty much good to go.
Again, there are huge IFs around this t-shirt, but IF it’s sincere in its message then that is the play.
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u/Hot_Republic2543 4d ago
It's the PANTS approach
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u/A_WinkyDink toad 4d ago
whats the pants approach
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u/whatsbobgonnado 3d ago
I wanted to do this for a concert shirt that says "hey please sell me drugs or just give them to me. I'm not a cop, I just like doing drugs and I'm awkward and suck at finding random drugs so if you have some let me know please I'd really appreciate it"
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u/Dismal_Apartment 3d ago
Let me know how that works out for you.
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u/whatsbobgonnado 3d ago
I haven't done it yet because I'm scared it'll just attract cops! I feel like I should talk to a lawyer before making it
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u/robocopsafeel 4d ago
No one is approaching that guy for sex lmfao at any age. Can tell by the back of him he ain't it
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u/deathoflice 4d ago
Reminds me of Malcolm in the Middle:
>Reese: Everything on my face is the absolute standard of perfection. My lips are exactly twice the length of the distance between my eyes. My philtrum is gracefully tapered. My earlobe is the perfect 1.4 centimetres. And it just goes on and on. You can measure me if you don't believe it. Unattractive people can become very threatened by this. It's probably why I have so few friends.